The little girl and the red bike.

The red bike..................... - The red bike......................
@Polly1 (12648)
United States
November 28, 2007 8:14pm CST
Here is a funny story about a little girl who wants a red bike. I laughed when I got to the end. I do know that jokes get deleted sometimes, I just hope that some of you get to read the story. It is funny. I hope it doesn't go poof and is gone. It is a funny story, I think God would even think it was funny. The New Red Bike Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God: I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God: This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I wouldlike a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started again. LETTER 3: Dear God: I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Carol Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had worked because Carol looked very sad."Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said. Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to God. LETTER 4: I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed, YOU KNOW WHO
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@villageanne (8554)
• United States
1 Dec 07
LOL The sad thing is that sounds like something that would happen in todays society. Times have changed since I was a child. I had to laugh though. Wonder if Carol got her bike. lol
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@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
2 Dec 07
It is sad that this story could actually be true, I would like to think that it was made up, it is funny.
@lucky_witch (2711)
• Philippines
29 Nov 07
This is really funny. I have copied and shared it in my blog . I really cant help but laugh on it.
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• United States
29 Nov 07
Glorious Old Hags! - I'm the one in the middle!
You Blessed Old Hag, If this is deleted The Old Hag Club of MyLot will Revolt!! This is just too funny!I do understand MyLot being upset about jokesters who only post jokes because how in the world are their friends or others actually supposed to respond to them; and how in the world did they actually deem that a joke was going to stir a discussion? But the occasional joke such as this, just for the point of making someone smile and sharing it with your friends, who would not love it. Now, excuse me for just a bit. I have to back up a little bit, I think I remember a post that I meant to flag for the MyLot team~ Your Sister Old Hag~Donna
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• Australia
29 Nov 07
that is pretty funny. thanks for sharing
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@Polly1 (12648)
• United States
29 Nov 07
Your welcome, I am glad you enjoyed it.