New Cocktail Club

United States
January 3, 2008 11:21am CST
Hi, y'all!!! Loungeact and I were thinking we should start a brand new Cocktail Club for the brand new year. Very simple membership requirements: Anyone with six or more hics a day is eligible. Sense of humor is recommended, as is an off-kilter mind. Any kind of adult beverage is acceptable. And spelling requirements are very lax. To get us started, I nominate Loungeact for President. Any seconds?
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@bellaofchaos (11553)
• United States
4 Jan 08
hic, hic, may i hic, have another hic, martini,hic please hic.
2 people like this
• United States
4 Jan 08
Hic, why dat hic is mighty hic nice of you hic. Drinks all around hic.
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• United States
4 Jan 08
I think the bartender is still lopsided hic hic hic oh wait no that's hic hic oh my one big jar of golfball sized olives hic hic are you sure they are olives hic.
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• United States
4 Jan 08
Hic ok hic, I'll try one hic , can I have it put in my martini, hic, *burp* excuse me hic, have no idea where I come from, hic, and why are they blue hic.?
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@bellaofchaos (11553)
• United States
5 Jan 08
good evening all hic may I please hic have the drink of the day Hic. *sits on bar stool and sighs*
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• Canada
6 Jan 08
Bella! You are supposed to be the drink of the day! Our lovely vice prez was to put her drinking--er--thinking cap on, and concoct a drink in your hounour! Where's our barkeep? Where's our prez Loungey?? Hello?? Where's everybody???!!!
@xboxboy (5588)
4 Jan 08
can i join?
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@xboxboy (5588)
4 Jan 08
hic!hic!..*burp* hic!hic! *barff!* hic!hic! can i have a vodka martini shaken not stirred?
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• Canada
4 Jan 08
Bucket boy's pretty quiet...he's snoring and he's got the bucket over his head!!! Hehehehe HIC!
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@AD11RGUY (1268)
• United States
4 Jan 08
Weecyclin' at dis time uf daay? hiccup! U go, eeexbooouy! Hicugo!
@AD11RGUY (1268)
• United States
4 Jan 08
RaaaaaaallllPPPHHH! hiccup........hic.....ooommmmmpphhhhff......ssizzz...hicRaaaaaalllllPPPHHhdish de plaze? aaayyyeee bin awl.. hic..ver look kin fur u gaiz! Hichic...wise ebey buddy stairin? Ayem fine. hi..c wazzda drunk, hic, aye meen dreenkhic hic uv da day?
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@AD11RGUY (1268)
• United States
4 Jan 08
Barrrkeep? We we we (burp) got a barkeep? BAAARKEEEP! Nudder round! En kun u make it sssttrronng (hiccup) dis time? No wwwuzzie drink ffffor mee, peez.
• Vatican City State (Holy See)
4 Jan 08
you really do want my sort as i can make you look good. but you better send me a bloody official invitation to the opening. and i might have something better to do.
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• United States
4 Jan 08
Didn't I just say that?
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• Canada
4 Jan 08
It's the novamartini doing its lovely work alrea--HIC!--dy...makes your repartee doubly brilliant, wot? HIC!
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@GardenGerty (87799)
• Marion, Kansas
4 Jan 08
I'll have a second, on my drink. LOL
• United States
4 Jan 08
I'm fadin' fast! Good night, sweet princes and princesses! I must have spent entirely too much time at the other, much less worthy bar. Those novatinis are real powerpackers! I promise, tomorrow night, I'll keep it to one bar - the only bar - THE COCKTAIL CLUB. Grumble, grumble, dammit, I'm going to miss something, I just know it! I don' wanna go to bed!
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@AD11RGUY (1268)
• United States
4 Jan 08
UUURRPPP! Hay! (stumble, stumble) Dident aye just tuck you en?! (hic) Now come on, daaaarlingk! Ewe kneed yor west just lyke enybuddy else. (wobble, wobble) Now give me yor hand......on secund tot, ayell giv ya mine. (CRASH!) O! Dares de ulives!! CHEERS!
@AD11RGUY (1268)
• United States
4 Jan 08
Olive what she's havin'!
@34momma (13918)
• United States
4 Jan 08
oh i think i second that! this is going to be a great club to be apart of cause i loves my cocktails!! i want one right now, oh that reminds me, let me go make one and get right back to ya
@34momma (13918)
• United States
4 Jan 08
well i must say i am in great company. a barkeeper and barf boy, and a over flow of cocktails. i am never gonna leave this place!! oh boy, I am taking off my shoes and getting comfortable. i just hope everyone is drunk enough and not notice my smelly feet!!
@34momma (13918)
• United States
4 Jan 08
oh ok that is good cause i just don't want people looking at me funny. other then the fact that i only have on one sock with a hole in it
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• United States
4 Jan 08
Did somebody mention buckets? I have a boat load of buckets.........oh - never mind....
• Canada
4 Jan 08
Oy, this is MY kind of club! Hic, hic, hic, hic, hic, hic, hic!!!! Actually I was laughing so hard I spilled my gin!!! I'll bring my own olives and share them....what fun! Dear Ms. Barkeep, do you have those little umbrellas? I'd like a couple please, one to go over each ear! Hic, hic, hic, hic, hic!!!!!
• Canada
4 Jan 08
Ooooooo...I do have a collection of little umbrellas! But wait! You will know that I have had 1200 MaiTais so far! Oooops! I love those little pearly onions too...hanybody wan sum?? Hic!