he said, she said--according to the bible

Philippines
January 16, 2008 9:24pm CST
For some laughs, I'm sharing this with you.:-) sorry i can't resist. i hope you find it funny, too.lol sometimes, we can really glean funny stories derived from the bible. but while others are tasteless, this one is rather funny but not disrespectful. take care all and God bless! :-) WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should brew the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says........."HEBREWS"
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• Philippines
17 Jan 08
Yes, there are so many funny things the apostles of the Lord did as when the Lord was to wash the feet of the apostles and Peter said that the Lord cannot at all wash his feet but when the Lord said that Peter would not have a part therein if he did not allow the Lord to wash his feet, Peter told the Lord to wash not only his feet but also his head. That was how even the apostles did not understand.
• United States
17 Jan 08
Ha! That is exactly how it's like when I read bible passages. The sentences are all convoluted and confusing.
@lightningMD (5932)
• United States
17 Jan 08
That was very funny. I'm going to try that one on my husband. I bet it doesn't work though. I brew the coffee every morning even though I don't drink it.
@roniroxas (10576)
• Philippines
17 Jan 08
hahahahahaha. thank you for a great luagh to start my morning. i will email this to my friends. i am sure it will make them laugh too.
@SViswan (12071)
• India
17 Jan 08
hahah...I liked that one. I think it's funny and gets the point across. At our place, my husband is the only one who drinks tea in the morning and depending on who is up first, one of us makes it (it's a whole other story how we got there.....when we were first married, he would refuse to make the tea for himself and wake me up for it!)
• United States
17 Jan 08
I loved it, made me laugh!!!