I answered the calla lily.

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For the most part I don't drink anymore, but I sure have done my fair share in the past. One time I woke up and thought I had died and gone to heaven. My bed was covered with dirt and I was clutching a lilly. I remember thinking "It sure is quiet up here, but how come I still have a hangover?" Apparently my sister had tried to call me when I was sleeping and instead of answering the phone I had pulled the lilly out by its roots and had answered it instead. Whats the funniest thing you have done while you were drinking?