About a women

@as2006 (5041)
Israel
March 12, 2008 12:56pm CST
One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!
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5 responses
• India
26 Apr 08
Urrrrgh, the imagery is simply terrible! I keep thinking of the cashier fingering that poop. LOL. You seem to have a great collection of jokes
@as2006 (5041)
• Israel
26 Apr 08
It's good to laugh, thank's for responding.
• United States
25 Apr 08
EWWW....lol...thats cute :)
@as2006 (5041)
• Israel
25 Apr 08
Thank's for comment.
@jer31558 (3684)
• United States
25 Apr 08
It would be hard to hear this and keep a straight face, thanks for the laugh.
@as2006 (5041)
• Israel
25 Apr 08
Thank's for your comment.
@rhane7315 (5674)
• Philippines
25 Apr 08
haha lol i laugh at the third day, it's funny
@as2006 (5041)
• Israel
25 Apr 08
Thank's very much.
@sunkissed (4332)
• United States
23 Apr 08
That was a real cute joke, Thank you so much for the laugh.Served that cashier right.More power to that old woman!!
@as2006 (5041)
• Israel
24 Apr 08
You are great ,thank's.