I Cannot Imagine!! LOL

Could You? Not Me! - To think someone would actually believe such a story is beyond me!! But it is funny though!
@CatsandDogs (13964)
United States
March 12, 2008 2:35pm CST
I cannot imagine someone being so stupid and would buy this story but then again, it takes all kinds.... lol Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Skeeter our New Hunting dog at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was "where is your sign lady" but decided to go with it. soooo, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog and that I was starting the Purina weight loss diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete. so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least. Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's @ss and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart asked me not to shop there anymore.
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@foxyfire33 (10009)
• United States
12 Mar 08
I'm rolling...LOL! That was great! My kids are again thinking mommy has lost her ming for laughing at the comkputer but that's ok I'm used to it.
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@CatsandDogs (13964)
• United States
12 Mar 08
LOL Some day they'll understand but for now they'll just have to laugh with mommy... The response below yours thinks I did it!! LOL Oh gosh!! I am SO laughing now!!