A True Story

United States
March 25, 2008 3:46am CST
True Story from Michigan, USA This guy buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for some 30 thousand dollars and has 400+ dollar monthly payments. He immediately gets a hold of his friend and they go to do some male bonding. They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen. These 2 Atomic Brains go to the lake with the guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Remember, its all ice and in order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering ducks wants to fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than a ice hole drill. Out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40 second fuse. Now these 2 Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that if they place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they are standing ( and the new Grand Cherokee), they take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly going up in smoke with the resulting blast. So they, decide to light this 40 second fuse and throw the dynamite which is what they end up doing. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns AND THE DOG? Yes, the dog. A highly trained Black Lab used for retrieving, especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and gets the stick of dynamite with the burning 40 second fuse about the time it hits the ice all to the woes of the 2 idiots yelling, stomping, waving arms and wondering what the hell to do now. The dog, well it is happy and heads back from where it came moments before, with the stick of dynamite, only to the mounting woes of the 2 bozo's now really waving their arms, yelling even louder and jumping to new heights than ever before. Now one of the guys decides to think, something that he has never done before this moment, grabs a shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab on its appointed rounds. Dog stops for a moment, slightly confused and continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused & of course scared, thinking these 2 Nobel Prize winners have gone insane and takes off to find cover, with the now really short short fuse burning on this stick of dynamite. The cover the dog finds? Underneath the brand new Grand Cherokee 30 some thousand dollar 400+ monthly paymnent vehicle sitting on the lake ice. BOOM! Dog dies, and it and the brand new Grand Cherokee 30 some thousand dollar 400+ monthly payment vehicle sink to the bottom of the lake leaving the 2 candidates for Co-leaders of the Known Universe standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. Later, the owner of the vehicle calls his insurance company which tells him that sinking a vehicle in a a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered. He had yet to make the first of those 400+ a month payments.
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@p1kef1sh (45640)
25 Mar 08
What a waste of a good dog. Otherwise it would make a great TV sketch. Years ago I used to go clay pigeon shooting. Fun, but indigestible. One of the men out shooting one day shot his dog because it wouldn't come to heel. Didn't kill it but he nearly got lynched by the rest of us.
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@mrpippo (756)
• United States
25 Mar 08
I feel sorry for the poor dog seeing he did not know better ,but i dont feel bad for the 2 morons,they got what they deserved for being stupid ,i guess they wont be going duck hunting again anytime soon , its unbelievable how some people can be so dumb.
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@AD11RGUY (1266)
• United States
30 Mar 08
This is why I go hunting with cats.
@mummymo (23707)
26 Mar 08
And men wonder why we think they don't think things through........
@winterose (39918)
• Canada
26 Mar 08
good for the creep he killed the dog, good for him, I don't feel sorry for him at all.
• United States
25 Mar 08
Wow they truly were pretty smart. I swear if some people would just stop and think at times stuff like that wouldnt happen.