It's OVER, I F*cked up my life!
April 1, 2008 3:36am CST
FROM A FRIEND... TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK? Ever since I stepped into the busy life of the corporate world & the fast-paced life, i haven’t been able to really go out and experience the night life. A lot of my new friends here in manila would be calling me up and be trying to invite me out. Sure I was itching from some booze and action but I was just too darn tired from work, considering I haven’t been able to settle in that quickly. 2 weeks after I started working, I finally got a break and finally gave in to my friends’ wishes. We then agreed to go embassy. I had the time of my life, fo sho. Sure the drinks were priced more than the average but still, nothing beats the company of people you are with there. A lot of my friends had partners with them so I ended up going around embassy all by myself. I got too f*cked up with booze and was partee-ing. Damn, was I playful that night. I met this girl I bumped into that dance floor, her name was Christine. Young at 19. a mestiza. She was a godsend for all men to ogle at. She had an ample front and a tight back. Her height was also the same as mine and we were both under the influence. It took little time for us to realize that we didn’t just want to dance with each other. My pheromone levels were off the chart, and so was hers. I ended up riding in her souped up mazda6 and went back to her place. Her parents weren’t at home (how convenient) and we ended up making love to each other the whole sunday early morning and afternoon. I went back home and was in a state of trance. (sorry for the pun. lol) That sunday night she called me up on my sun number and she kept on asking me why I didn’t choose to stay with her. I told her I had work the next day but will try to visit her whenever I can. For a minute there i knew that she missed me so. The following night she called me up after I got off from work. She mentioned that she was at A. Town Center so I decided to meet up with her, all excited on seeing my gf again (she wanted it that way, and that’s how she wanted me to introduce her to everyone I know, not as someone I had fun with). As usual, we had dinner and we went back to her place again for more lovin'. This went on for a week, until her parents arrived from Europe. I knew I couldn’t afford to lose her, so I told her that I’d lie low for awhile and just wait for her call once she got free from her parents leash. [b]That’s where my life went on a downward spiral. [/b] 3 weeks after constantly texting her and receiving no calls from her, I was finally relieved when she called me up. I expected a hello but all I heard were her cries of tears. Her sobbing made me skip a beat. I think I knew what she was crying about. It was then that I knew I was going to be fathering her child. She said that she didn’t have any period for the month, OMFG. She bought 3 different kinds of pregnancy test kits. All positive. I’m going to be a FATHER…… what am I going to do? I mean, you know, I just started work. What am I going to tell my parents? Christine said she was going to take care of everything, all the expenses. She had the money, obviously. I feel so ashamed of myself. I’m lost… I knew I had to prepare for all the finances I could help with. I have to budget everything from now on. I checked the date, it was April 1, 2008. Then I shouted at the top of my lungs - Happy April Fools, I fooled you. (PAUL)
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6 Apr 08
Hmmmm. I was so confused while I was reading your post. I thought you were a girl. Aren't you a girl? Your name suggests so. That's why I was so confused up to the end. Making love with her is something farfetched, much more fathering a child. Others may be relieved that this is just a joke. But I'm still confused. Aren't you a girl?
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1 Apr 08
I was reading this and I thought it was for real (or is it?). I think that if that situation is real, that it is ridiculous to think that a person would think they could do that kind of thing and not have that kind of result. I don't think I'd be very happy if, after telling me all these thing, he told me it was just an April fool's joke.
2 Apr 08
Oh you got me i am so confused, so this is just an April Fools joke, I hope for you, to be honest i always thought I was talking to a girl that looked just like your avatar when ever I responded to your discussions Funny how you relate to peoples avatar to what they look like....
2 Apr 08
You almost got me there! Good thing I did not really read the entire post as I used to. This is really a great April Fools joke! Hhmmm... I think I could use this. However, I will just have to use it next year since it is already April 2 here in the Philippines. *lol*