If your cat could talk..

United States
April 1, 2008 5:36pm CST
What do you think he or she would say to you? I look at my cat, Meeca and she is very expressive. I can almost imagine the things she would say to me when I talk to her. Maybe I dont want to know what she is thinking when she glares at me... But I often wish that I could understand what she is thinking. Don't get me wrong, I can tell what she wants or needs by her actions most of the time, but if she could talk to me.. well that would make things so much easier. So what about your fur babies? What are they really trying to say?
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@casita (237)
• United States
2 Apr 08
"You're not the boss of me, I'm the boss of you." "Don't worry. I don't walk all over the piano when you're not home. . .he, he, he!" "What do you mean I can't go outside?" "Will you get off please get off of my chair."
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• India
5 Apr 08
I think my cats would say 'give the cats your food!!'
@rhane7315 (5674)
• Philippines
5 Apr 08
if my cat could talk i think she'll always say this to me: "feed me, feed me, i'm hungry again" lol
• United States
5 Apr 08
i'm sure the first thing my oldest cat would do is chew me out for the other two siblings he has. then promptly ask me to cook him a turkey right now, then request unlimited brushing.he likes his comforts;)
@mcat19 (1358)
• United States
2 Apr 08
I wrote a whole book about what cats are doing and thinking and saying. Cat-House Sonnets, 100 poems celebrating cats, won an award from the Cat Writers Association. Cat-lovers have asked how I get into their heads like that. Message me if you'd like more information. Josie, my big calico, would say: "It's time to eat now" "It's time for you to go upstairs to bed so I can cuddle" "It's time to make a lap for me." Peaches, the champaign tabby, would say: "Don't touch me; don't talk to me; don't look at me." Paisley, the little calico, would say: "Put me dooooowwwn." Arthur, the white Turkish Angora, would say: "You mean I can't go out of the room? Are you very very sure?"
@GreenMoo (11842)
2 Apr 08
My two little furry friends are very expresive and are always making some sort of noise. However, if I could translate the noises they make they'd be full of *%&^ and £**^&*, certainly not for polite ears!!! Don't get me wrong, they can be very sweet when they want to be, but they know how to make their feelings known when they don't want to do something or the other gets too close. I don't know who taught them such foul language though, it wasn't me :-)
@dizzblnd (3073)
• United States
2 Apr 08
Most definately.. she would say... FEED ME! ... then LOVE ME... then Your the best mom EVER! She is MY cat.. I have had here since my hubby fould her as a ferral kitten almost 12 years ago
• United States
1 Apr 08
You're gonna kill me but here goes... My cat Zipper would say, "Don't tell all my business on My Lot!" She has been a little floosie the past couple of months and is now in the family way, she actually knocked the screen out of my window to go to her Romeo.