Hope these jokes can make you laugh
April 4, 2008 12:26am CST
1. Robert A. Chase,45, was charged with threatening an 11-year-old boy with a knife in Madison, Wis. The boy was watching Chase play basketball with another adult when the opponent accused Chase of "traveling" (taking steps without dribbling the ball). To seek an impartial opinion, Chase asked the boy, but the boy agreed that Chase had traveled. Chase then allegedly grabbed the boy,held a knife to his throat,and asked, "Now. Did I travel?" 2. A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said,"A double negative forms a positive. In some languages,though,Such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However,there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up,"yeah,right." 3. "Unlawful to Pass School Bus from Either Direction" I guess that some people misunderstood that, because now it reads: "Unlawful to Pass Stopped School Bus from Either Direction" Hope above jokes can bring you few minutes happyness if you were not good mood or just no feelings before reading my topic....... Well, if there are any funny stories you have, please share them here to make more people laugh and happy...........