How a man/ women showers!
By ebsharer
@ebsharer (5515)
United States
April 4, 2008 11:31am CST
~~How To Shower Like a Woman:
`Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
`Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
`Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg -lifts, etc.
`Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
`Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
`Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
`Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
`Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
`Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
`Rinse conditioner off hair.
`Shave armpits and legs.
`Turn off shower.
`Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
`Spray mold spots with Tilex.
`Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
`Dry with towel the size of a small country.
`Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
`If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
~~How To Shower Like a Man:
`Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
`Walk naked to the bathroom.
`If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.
`Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
`Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your a**.
`Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
`Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
`Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
`Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
`Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
`Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
`Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
`Dry off forearms and butt only.
`Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
`Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
`Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
`Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
`If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
`Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
Have a great day! And, 'woo woo'!! 
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