How a man/ women showers!

@ebsharer (5518)
United States
April 4, 2008 11:31am CST
~~How To Shower Like a Woman: `Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. `Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. `Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg -lifts, etc. `Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. `Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. `Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. `Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. `Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. `Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. `Rinse conditioner off hair. `Shave armpits and legs. `Turn off shower. `Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. `Spray mold spots with Tilex. `Get out of shower and stand on bath mat. `Dry with towel the size of a small country. `Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. `If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ~~How To Shower Like a Man: `Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. `Walk naked to the bathroom. `If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound. `Look at your manly physique in the mirror. `Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your a**. `Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits. `Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. `Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. `Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. `Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. `Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. `Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat. `Dry off forearms and butt only. `Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. `Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off. `Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. `Return to bedroom with towel around waist. `If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again. `Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you. Have a great day! And, 'woo woo'!!
2 responses
@ladym33 (11008)
• United States
5 Apr 08
LOL, I laughed outloud just now, and had to explain what I was laughing about. My husband I both agreed this is true. Thank you so much I needed a good giggle.
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@ebsharer (5518)
• United States
5 Apr 08
Yes when I read it to my husband we were laughing about it ... and still giggleing hours later. The funny part is I can so hear my husband saying WOOO WOO LOL. Glad I could make you laugh!
@ladym33 (11008)
• United States
5 Apr 08
It will make you happy to know that my husband took a shower and purposly walked by me and went woo hoo.
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@kamran12 (5555)
• Pakistan
5 Apr 08
Well, I did laugh, not on the truth behind but on the description, LOL! I have to think now that I am not a 'man' because that's not the way I do, or I would do. Thanks anyway, for the laugh!
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