The test - VERY FUNNI LOL

@jidesh (283)
Canada
April 11, 2008 1:26pm CST
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and mas***ted into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
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@ravinskye (8242)
• United States
11 Apr 08
lol thats pretty good! i like the pregnant with twins part...get a lawyer lol. poor guy.
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@Breath (1297)
• United States
11 Apr 08
That was sooo funny...Thanks for the smile.
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@kykidd (6819)
• United States
11 Apr 08
What a combination. It makes you wonder about technology in today's world, if something like this could ever happen. Thanks for the humor and have a great day!!!
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• United States
12 Apr 08
i needed that smile thank you that was wonderful. you are a great joke teller did you ever think of being a comedian??? I think it is great that people can make people that don't even know smile and that could change that persons whole day. thanks for the joke keep up the good work and keep making people smile :)
@jidesh (283)
• Canada
12 Apr 08
wow..u made me smile too... :) thnks for the comments
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@jidesh (283)
• Canada
12 Apr 08
oops... no i never thot of being a comedian but just spreading some happiness today ... glad you are enjoying .. thats my purpose ...:)
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• United States
12 Apr 08
well maybe you should think of being a comedian.... or at least someone who writes joke books lol :)
@ruth16 (81)
• India
24 Apr 08
Lol that's a good one :)
• Belgium
12 Apr 08
lol, a big smile on my face! This is one to remember!