A programmer and his wife

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Programmer: Good evening dear, I`m now logged in. Wife: Did you get some bread? Programmer: Bad command or filename. Wife: I've asked you in the morning. Programmer: Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife: what about the new TV? Programmer: Variable not found... Wife: At least give me your credit card, I'll go get it myself. Programmer: Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife: Do You love me or computers? Programmer: Too many parameters... Wife: I shouldn't have married you. Programmer: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are worth of nothing. Programmer: It`s by Default. Wife: What about your salary? Programmer: File in use... Try after some time. Wife: What's my part in this family?? Programmer: Unknown Virus