Who or what made you laugh till you cried or (wet your pants)
By SusanLee
@SusanLee (1920)
United States
May 17, 2008 8:39pm CST
I think we all can say we have had a few of those in our lifetime.
The first one that comes to my mind is my husband. We raised parrots and other birds for about ten years. My husband can take a lot of pain, but he never could take a bite from a parrot or smaller birds.
One day he went to the back to feed the birds, suddenly I heard this loud ruckus, here comes my husband, pale, eyes as big as saucers and an empty bird food bag in his hand.
I asked him what in the world was the matter, through his sputtering I finally came to understand that while he was in the process of feeding up, he noticed one of our conures wasn't in his cage, about that time the bird came flying off the cage behind my husband and latched onto his shoulder, my husband started screaming (like a girl) and was running in circles trying to slap the bird off with the bag.
By the time he got to me he had a death grip on the bag. Well it didn't take long for me to realize what had happened and yes, I started laughing, then I started squealing and trying not to wet my pants, about the time I reached back to sit down, my husbands yells 'Hold me' and collapses on his knees and buries his face in my lap.
The poor guy was throughly traumatized.
Even now I want to giggle.
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@Palmerhusky (843)
• United States
18 May 08
ok that was funny. yeah i had someone do that to me. and i don't know why it struck me funny or what the conversation was actually about but i got laughing when someone started joking about a colonoscapy...very embarrassing but i started laughing and couldn't stop for a good 10 min. it was so bad that the person started laughing histarically cause i couldn't stop. my sides hurt after that.
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@SusanLee (1920)
• United States
18 May 08
I'm sorry, but those kind of things are hilarious.
My sister had to have one of those once and said she didn't understand what the doctors problem was. That yes, she was a big woman, but that didn't mean her a-- h--- was a reflection of her body size.
Then she went on to demonstrate how the doctor got her in a headlock and proceeded with the examine, she did a lot of finger and arm movements.
By the time I finished laughing I was completely stressfree.
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@agfarm (930)
• United States
18 May 08
It doesn't take much for this to happen to me ( it happens a lot )
It's when you laugh so hard that U Sh*! your pants , that's a real problem!
That has only happened Once or twice. And only then it was because I was sick to start with ( with the Flu )
But I would have to say that......My then 37 year old husband running through the Front yard tring to Fly his Kite , then tumbling A$$ over tin cups , just as he is at full speed. He completely Flops many , many times!!!!!!!
Fortunately the X-Rays revealed no Major Damage after the Kite -Flying Incident. He's no longer allowed to fly Kites .
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@SusanLee (1920)
• United States
18 May 08
OH NO!!!! I can almost see it. Are you serious he had to have x-rays? I'm sorry but that's too funny.
I'm glad I posted this, I think I'm going to get some good laughs out of this.
The bible says laughter is like good medicine.
Thank-you so much for sharing.
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@snowy22315 (169555)
• United States
19 May 08
ThaT'S cute. One time my sister was selling girl scout cookies and there was a big dog barking and snarling in one of the houses she was going to go to Intimidated she told my mom the people had bought some already. My mom said "What did you think I was going to say/" "Risk your life and"Get in there and sell those cookies."We still laugh to this day when we think of it.
@cjgrooms (4456)
• United States
18 May 08
I will never forget the time that my car broke down (with my two small girls) about 2 miles from my mom & dads. My dad sent my younger sister to get us, before she picked us up she tried to turn her small car around and slid into a ditch. She was wearing a long filmy baby blue gown and robe. I will never forget her running across the road with that gown billowing out behind her. We got the girls in her car but couldn't get it out of that ditch to save our lives. We got tickled and started laughing and a lady stopped to see if we needed help but we were laughing so hard that dshe called the police and told them that two drunks had run off the road and had children in the car! Thank goodness when the cop showed up he knew us and told the woman that we might be acting like drunks but that neither one of us drank. When my sister got out of the car in her sexy robe the poor cops mouth dropped open and he just stood there with his eyes bugging out and that started me on another round of halarity! Another friend had seen us in the ditch and came back with a chain to pull us out so we could get my sister indoors. She said that from then on if she left the house she was going to take time to put on some clothes.
@Anne18 (11029)
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18 May 08
My eldest daughter hasn't long moved to a shared house. five sharing with one toilet which is in the same room as the bath! I have told her always to make sure she goes to hte toilet where ever she is before she goes home! But do they listen? No! She told me that she got home one evening and someone was in the bath, she really needed to use the toilet, she had no bucket in her room so she had to use the flower vase! Noe my daughter is not a skinny girl, and the opening of the vase not very wide! How she got her wee in the vase to this day I do not know! She told me and i laughed and laughed and laughed that I did very nearly wet myself. Tears ran down my cheeks. I'm even laughing now as I still find it so very funny and can just see her weeing into this vase with a samll opening! How she didn't miss and wet the carpet I shall never know. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall!!!
@TrinaD72 (47)
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18 May 08
We were having a sleep over in my house and we watched a scary movie and the prociline dolls started to scare everyone, my friend had brought her jewelrry box and opened it and it played creepymusic which scared us more. We all looked at eachother scared then my friend farted and weall burst out laughing. My mam came upstairs and asked who fell she said the ceiling shoke XD. I started crying with laughter, i laughed so hard you couldn't actually hear it anymore. It was hilarious XD
