No More Doggy Kisses...
By twoey68
@twoey68 (13627)
United States
May 23, 2008 10:53am CST
Have you ever heard of a doggy kiss? Nope, it doesn’t come from your dog. A doggy kiss is when you lean in to give someone a kiss and instead run your tongue up their cheek. It leaves slobber on their cheek and the person going “Eww, gross”. I have an Uncle that has done this since I was a kid…I always hated it. He taught my Niece and Nephew to do it (no doubt by doing it to them) and my Niece was doing it the other day…while she was sick. It’s really annoying and I got onto her about it. Of course, my Nephew seeing her do it had to do it too. I got onto him as well.
Do you doggy kiss ppl? Would you? Do you know ppl that do this?
**AT PEACE WITHIN**
~~STAND STRONG IN YOUR BELIEFS~~
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40 responses
@newzealtralian (3930)
• Australia
29 Jun 08
That is just gross! Yuck! Ewww! How else can I say it!
I can't stand people who do things like this. It shows that they have no respect of others and their personal space. Sorry, but if my uncle did that, he'd not be welcome in my home again.
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@wrdsofwisdm (1069)
• United States
10 Jun 08
What is it with the uncles? My uncle used to do that to me ALL the time...and he had a big tongue!
One time when I was in my 20's I got even and did it to him...on the forehead, lol.
I never did it to anyone after that...it is quite icky.
I have however, wet willied a few ex-boyfriends when they were getting on my nerves.
For those who aren't sure what that is, it's when you put your index finger in your mouth, pull it out and stick it in the jerk's ear...preferably while he is driving!
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@littleowl (7157)
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23 May 08
Hi Twoey-thats a first-haven't heard of it called that! But bo I wouldn't and couldn't have that done to me let alone do it to anyone else! it's gross-littleowl
@slyvixen42 (926)
• United States
10 Jun 08
My boyfriend does that to me and I think it's really gross. I hate to have spit on me. He does it to be funny, but I never laugh. I think I would be grossed out if I saw other people doing it to each other.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
23 May 08
Eww! I remember those.
My husband done this to me a few times. He loved the reaction he used to get, he thought it was hilarious. I hated it. Why do people tend to do things more after they get reactions out of people? I told him that it was a complete and total turn off for me and after I stopped giving a reaction to it, he actually stopped thankfully
having slobbers on your face and all those germs is not very fun a all even ifit is for the other person doing it.
My husband done this to me a few times. He loved the reaction he used to get, he thought it was hilarious. I hated it. Why do people tend to do things more after they get reactions out of people? I told him that it was a complete and total turn off for me and after I stopped giving a reaction to it, he actually stopped thankfullyhaving slobbers on your face and all those germs is not very fun a all even ifit is for the other person doing it.1 person likes this
@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
23 May 08
Hubby used to do that once in awhile! Even from him it was still so gross!
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@checapricorn (16061)
• United States
23 May 08
wow! You give me a new learning today twoey! I have not heard anything like this..LOL! and I am not also eager to receive such...I will say ewwwww!LOL.. I also can't name anyone in my relatives, friends who are doing it except our dog! I never thought its happening to human too!LOL!
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@stormeetigress (487)
• United States
23 May 08
I do them with my daughters but only when they were little and only every once and awhile and they know they are to only give them to me! But we call them "cow kisses"! The girls will say awww momma ewww...LOL its so cute!!!
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@Remembering1996 (2219)
• United States
23 May 08
I know how gross this can be for I have a friend and he still does it when I don't pay attetion and I tweek on him for doing it every time for it's just not right and the germs eeewwww gross he just laughs and say's
"what? lol I'm just trying to give you a kiss on the cheek" I give him the evil eye as I wipe the slobber off my cheek w/ the sleeve of my shirt. I never had this done to me by anyone else but him. I would never do this for I find it rude. My son was never taught this and dosn't do this kind of thing and best never learn it either for it's gross.
I wish people like this would have better manners and have some respect.
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@pixelpixie (473)
• Canada
23 May 08
Bahahaha. I've definitely done it a few times, usually when my boyfriend is being a grump. I wouldn't purposely teach a child how to do it though.
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@GardenGerty (157552)
• United States
30 May 08
EEW!! Double gross! not something that is in my experience, and I would have gotten onto them something fierce myself. I hope they have learned what your uncle did not, which is that people do not like that. Just YUK! is all I can say.
@bonbon664 (3466)
• Canada
29 May 08
I've never heard of it, it sounds gross to me. I don't know anybody who does this, and if I did, I would tell them how gross it is.
@KrisNY (7590)
• United States
28 May 08
Yuk ~ No I don't doggy kiss and I don't let people do it to me. What a thing to teach people :) lol.... When I was a kid- we did the "wet willies"--- where you licked your finger and put it in someone's ear. Ever do this? Why- ? I don't know it was just something that we did.
The things and traditions that get passed down-
Sick and licking someone's face- LOL Hope you didn't get sick too!
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
29 May 08
I think I started this with my family couple years ago when hubby and I were kissing and instead of actually kissing him, I gave him a doggy kiss. Normal ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww reaction b4 he did it right back to me. lol We only do it in our immediate family and noone else. Noone knows we do this to each other either. Just a private family thing. Our daughter gets a kick outta it and will do it to us sometimes. We only do it on occassion, not all the time.
@drknlvly6781 (6246)
• United States
7 Jul 08
I have one even worse for you. There's no name for it, but a friend of mine would catch his close friends off guard, and lick their eyeball while the eye is open. Somewhat like a doggy kiss, but even more gross. I couldn't see how he could do something like that, I mean, who wants to lick an eye?
