Help! I need a good laugh after a truely awful day

I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN & proud of it - I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over. I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians... I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...uhhhh...ummmm I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies. If you are what you eat, I'm Shredded Wheat and All Bran. I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? I'm supporting all movements now...by eating bran, prunes, and raisins. I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the storeroom. I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN...and I think I am having the time of my life!! Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I would send it to others! You didn't send it, did you??

Three men were sitting around talking about what they would do if they had a million dollars. The first man said "If I had a million dollars I would buy a house in Beverly Hills." The second guy said " Well I would buy a yacht and sail around the world" The third guy looked at them. " If I had a million bucks I would buy a new butt cuz this one has a hole."

Don't worry! I am having the same thing today too but I got awesome YO MOMA Jokes! Yo Moma is so ugly, when she looked out the apartment window she got charge with 1st degree murder. Yo Moma is so ugly, she put Micheal Jackson and the Boogyman out of Business. Yo Moma is so skinny, she made the wall jelous. Yo Moma is so stupid, when she brought toliet paper to the Craps game. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Don't worry! I am having the same thing today too but I got awesome YO MOMA Jokes! Yo Moma is so ugly, when she looked out the apartment window she got charge with 1st degree murder. Yo Moma is so ugly, she put Micheal Jackson and the Boogyman out of Business. Yo Moma is so skinny, she made the wall jelous. Yo Moma is so stupid, when she brought toliet paper to the Craps game. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Here is a photo for you, hope will help to cheer you up .

This might cheer u up. make sure u dance along. the song is in ua heart.

may be this will make u laugh

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Man went to restaurant for his dinner. he calls for waiter Man : Your soup tastes funny today. Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing then?