Little Johnny

United States
June 5, 2008 9:18pm CST
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate.' Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'" Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Little Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
6 responses
@hellcowboy (7383)
• United States
6 Jun 08
That is kind of funny lol,thanks for sharing that with us,because a laughter is always the best medicene,and sometimes its hard to find a good joke,do you have any other jokes to share?
• United States
6 Jun 08
Oh yes. It works for me... most days. I have a few more I just have to find them. I'll get them up on here. Thank you for your response.
• United States
7 Jun 08
Yeah I seriously hope you do put more jokes on here, cause your jokes are pretty funny,and you are very welcome for the response,I was more than happy to respond to you,because I hope if I respond to peoples discussions they will respond to mine,have a good day, good luck in your life,and Happy Posting.
@jessieBee (1046)
• Trinidad And Tobago
7 Jun 08
OMG! That was funny! I like it, don't stop keep it coming.
• United States
7 Jun 08
I am happy you enjoyed it. I will keep them coming. Thank you for your response.
• Pakistan
6 Jun 08
i'm not feeling well right now i have this pain in my stomach but your joke made me feel better. may be it was the laughter that took away the pain for a while. a big thanks
• United States
6 Jun 08
aww I'm glad my joke made you laugh. Your very welcome. Thank you for your response.
@checapricorn (16072)
• United States
6 Jun 08
LOL! That was cool! Thanks for sharing!
• United States
6 Jun 08
I'm happy you enjoyed it. Thank you for your response. :)
• India
6 Jun 08
Hmmmmmm... I hope that teacher NEVER again underestimates little Johnny... ha ha ha LOL.. you are really a wonderful storehouse of jokes. Cheers and happy mylotting
• United States
6 Jun 08
I have to give the credit mostly to my friend who forever sends jokes to me. I have found a few myself my 80% of what I have are from her. Thank you for your response. I'm glad you enjoy my jokes.
• Israel
9 Jun 08
Mr. Ben was teaching in his class, and asked the children if they do understand his teaching. Okey said Yes I do, Chinwe said me too, and Ifeoma jump up and said even me three.