Sorry - I couldnt help myself. I had to share this!!

@II2aTee (2560)
United States
June 24, 2008 2:48pm CST
Gays of the world beware - the religious right is on to us!! I think they have planted a spy in our midst. Somehow, word got leaked about our take over of a small religious American town, Eureka Springs. Its all in this video: https://store.afa.net/pc-10000122-5-theyre-coming-to-your-town-dvd.aspx Alright - who told the straights we are taking over cities now? To all you straight people - can you REALLY blame us? If you ask me this little city was ALREADY super duper gay. I mean, cmon.... 'Eureka Springs'? Hello! Plus, the official food of the city was already Strawberry Pankackes. Talk about the proof being in the pudding. All we did was open up a Maceys, a dance studio, and a Home Depot (for the lesbians). This overnight conversion of an entire city from "Conservative Chik" to "Tooty Fruity" was so easy - I think we should start to take over more cities!! What city shall we take over next... any suggestions? How about Los Angeles? Oh wait..................
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16 responses
@Pose123 (21667)
• Canada
24 Jun 08
Hi Tee, I've watched and I'm scared. Canada is away ahead of you though, we elect the openly gay all the time and they are our best politicians. Blessings.
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
25 Jun 08
I would be afraid too if I wasnt so busy laughing. I'm baffled - there are actually people out there who believe this stuff!
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@Latrivia (2889)
• United States
24 Jun 08
*Que Twilight Zone theme* "Here they come, ready to take over our cities, our homes, and...OUR CHLDREN! Protect your homes and your families. Aluminum has been known to ward off their dangerous gay rays from our minds - successfully allowing us to maintain our heterosexuality. Buy an effective aluminum foil hat for yourself, your wife, and your children as soon as possible - or else, they may infect YOU with the gay." *End Twilight Zone theme* Yeah, the AFA is just another brand on conspiracy theorists. I treat them the same way I do any other crazy person - smile and shrug. You can't stop them from being paranoid, unfortunately. You can only try and prevent them from thumping a bible over your head.
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
25 Jun 08
It would be nice if these people actually did wear aluminum foil. They would be alot easier to spot!
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@norwexer (149)
• Canada
24 Jun 08
What in the name of Hel was that. That was one of the most terrifying videos trailers I have ever seen. In Canada if you are caught distributing this material you would face charges for a hate crime. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK spooky. Thanks for the heads up brother.
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@norwexer (149)
• Canada
24 Jun 08
I fix your frustration for you, I here by invite you to move to Canada. Hugs
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
24 Jun 08
I will take a rain check... lets see how these elections in November go first. Keep a cot ready for me - just in case :p
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@norwexer (149)
• Canada
24 Jun 08
Well I am sorry to say that I do not put much trust in your elections, both parties are fairly sceued ( spelled wrong). They are both so worried about what the xtian right think that they never do what is right. So yes I will keep a cot ready for you
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@zhuuraan (967)
• United States
24 Jun 08
Haha, I always loved your discussions lol. Yeah funny considering I only have 50 something posts, but yes I was on this site before a long time ago and I remember seeing your discussions. They were always something that made me think. Rofl I'm not lesbian, but I can't stand homophobes. They make me sick! Some of the best friends I ever had were gay! So I say, yeah, take over more cities! Want a hand?
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
24 Jun 08
Hey welcome back to Mylot. Yep... Im still here, shedding humor on the serious topics... makeing peoples brain gears tick. What can I say? And hey sure - Gay Cities arent JUST for gays. We have some lovely standardized housing available for our breeding buddies on the Hetero end of the Gaybow. Hell, we could even open up a football feild or something. Or maybe like a... country music bar? Or whatever it is you straights do for fun. Oh I like that idea! I have the cutest pair of cowboy boots. Move over Motown - the Gays are boot-scootin boogieing to a kereoke bar near you!!
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@olivemai (4738)
• United States
24 Jun 08
Don't we have to have tolerance for those homophobes too? LOL
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@olivemai (4738)
• United States
24 Jun 08
Do you mean the one that is in Arkansas? I would not even expect the best from people, just try to ignore it!
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• United States
24 Jun 08
I have been to (more like "through") Eureka Springs, and all I can say is that it could use a bit of diversity! I mean really, its chief attractions are some natural hot springs, a passion play, and a huge statue of Jesus: Christ of the Ozarks. Now they're coping with a facsimile of gay marriage. What next? Jews? Oy vey. Someone will have to remind them that Jesus was a Jew--and he never married . . . hmmmmm.
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• United States
25 Jun 08
REEFER MADNESS is heading your way too. These two belong in the same archive, except this one has less comedy value. Did I detect a gay lisp in the voice of the first speaking narrator? Is it just the gay men we need to be careful about, or both lesbians and gay men? Should we be afraid of the people that aren't worried about this as well? Crap, what about the ones in the closet? Are they the most dangerous of all? Are they trying to convert us? Last time I read about a rape, I think it was male on female. HMMM
• United States
25 Jun 08
Great post! How sad that there are people who actually believe there is a movement.
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• United States
24 Jun 08
Ah, maybe that's why we have a Macy's in Cincinnati lol. This kind of shocks me that there are people out there that are that intolerant still. And this is supposed to be shown in Sunday School. I haven't noticed a change in life here between the two mayors that we've had recently that were gay, and the straight ones. It still sucks lol.
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@skinnychick (6907)
• United States
25 Jun 08
LOL- A big LOL!!! Well, you guys will be taking over Chicago at least this Sunday. It's gay pride here. San Francisco is out- you guys already own that. Hmmm let's see??? There needs to be some gay in PoDunk Montana. There are some rough looking people there, a Mac counter with my fabulously beautiful but very gay favorite make up artist, a nail salon, and a good gay bar...Brokeback Mountain comes to mind. Yee ha!!!
@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
25 Jun 08
A mac counter eh? Looks like the gays have already started to dig their well manicured finger nails into that city. I think I heard a rumor about Podunk... where the men are men and so are the women!
• United States
25 Jun 08
Have you been there! LOL
@ambkeb (782)
• United States
25 Jun 08
WOW! THat is one of the funniest things I have read in a very long time. And sadly, I am about 45 minutes away from Eureka Springs. Its actually a very nice place...a tourist attraction. Lots of little "old fashioned" stores and historic buildings. That was just to funny, I made my cousin read it (he's gay) and he laughed. Thought it was great. HAHA
@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
25 Jun 08
If I ever become a Drag Queen, I think I will have my drag name be Eureka Springs!!
@Ravenladyj (22937)
• United States
25 Jun 08
All we did was open up a Maceys, a dance studio, and a Home Depot (for the lesbians). ROFLMFAO omg thats too damn funny...and the "this place is just screaming for drapes" tag had me in stitches too!!
@youdontsay (3503)
• United States
25 Jun 08
Who would have guessed it in Arkansas? Eureka Springs is pretty small, so it wouldn't take much to "overrun" it! I notice the mayor and administration are female. It's about time the feminine energy moved into government! The "good ole boy" network has been the ruination of us. We'll have to put Eureka Springs, Arkansas, on our travel route sometime just to see how freedom in America looks.
@celticeagle (118280)
• Boise, Idaho
25 Jun 08
Great! I am glad you couldn't help yourself. The more of these the better.
• United States
25 Jun 08
I wish you would take over more cities,just let me stay.L.O.L.,I am a straight female however I find gay men ( at least the ones I have met,and my brother )To be some of the nicest guys in the world. They no how to treat a lady like a lady better then any straight guy I have dated.I am being honest here,no joke. I think it stinks that society can't just get over their foolishness and stop being prejudiced altogether.People are so quick to judge as if they are the perfect specimen in this world,there is no such thing.We are all human,and Gods' children.If I am going to be prejudiced at all I think it would be against child molester and murders.My gosh at least thats a reason to hate someone.Being Gay,Black,Jewish or what ever should not matter. Jas
@phoenix25 (1543)
• United States
25 Jun 08
Lol... I find it hilarious how homophobic people still are. Hello...this is the 21st century and we still can't get past this? Oh no, "the gays" are coming. Whatev, I say. Gay, straight, bi, it's all the same to me.