what are your famous "one liners" to get a ladies/mens attention?just curious.;p

@pinks17 (2192)
Philippines
June 29, 2008 10:01pm CST
I don't know why for some people they need to give or say some one liners.Some are are doing that just for them to know the persons name.Why can't they just ask for the name right away? ;p A one liner I know is ..."Am I in heaven...because I'm seeing an angel infront of me"..for some lousy but its cute.Well I didn't use that but somebody said that to me. lol
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@Valenas (1510)
• United States
30 Jun 08
I actually learned this one from my Zoology teacher. I was lurking around in his class, and I saw a sticky note on the projector. I look at it, and I am like, "What is this?" And he said, "A cheesy pick up line." I re-read it, and had to use Wikipedia before it made sense. The line was, "If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your jeans." It sounds like something that you would say in some weird voice, and then wink after you finish the line.
@Valenas (1510)
• United States
30 Jun 08
I am sure that you get it, but just in case: Jeans = Genes. It is a play on how similar they sound. This is more of a line to say out loud, instead of to ever see written. When you say it out loud, people realize that it could mean either word, and it is funnier that way.
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@pinks17 (2192)
• Philippines
30 Jun 08
was the one liner created for you? ;p thanks valenas
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@Valenas (1510)
• United States
30 Jun 08
Oh, no! Haha. It was just something that the science department was passing around between themselves for giggles. Some of the teachers at my school were silly. The good kind of silly that made class go by faster and students hate school less. Schools really need more teachers like that.
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• India
12 Jul 08
1)do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk in again. 2)i am lost can i have directions to your heart.
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@pinks17 (2192)
• Philippines
13 Jul 08
wow..that's a nice one liner.love it...I will smile and blush if somebody will tell me that.
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@SomeCowgirl (32271)
• United States
30 Jun 08
Well here are a few. Boy: Can I have a Quarter? Girl: Why? Boy: My momma told me to call when I fell in love Boy: Are you from Tennessee Girl: No, why? Boy: Because you are the only ten I see
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@pinks17 (2192)
• Philippines
30 Jun 08
hmmm that was nice... and its cute...
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• Canada
23 Jul 08
Tehehe. My husband's screename is Vladilyich (Vladilyich1 on MyLot). I met him on line on a writing site. I remember looking at his very RUSSIAN-sounding Screan Name. My opening line to him was "Do you speak Russian?" His reponse was in Russian. I am a sucker for a guy who speaks Russian. When complaining that a relatie was forcing me to listen o music by Rod Stewart, which I hate, he told me that he hates Rod Stewart too. LOL The rest is history. We've been married almost a year ow.
@pinks17 (2192)
• Philippines
23 Jul 08
Such a cute love story you have...Well I have mine to share also but the space will not be enough to discuss my lovelife and the oneline used by my baby.;p I am just amazed that you have a good relationship with your husband even if he is away from you...I am your fan. ;p