June 30, 2008 5:11pm CST
(Need A Push) A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am in the morning by a loud pounding on their door. The man got up and went to the door. A man was standing in the pouring rain asking for a push. "Not a chance," said the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning". He slammed the door and returned to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answered. "Did you help him?" she asked. "No,I did not, It's 3:00 in the morning and pouring rain out there." "Well, you have a short memory" said his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think that you should help him, and you shoud be ashamed of yourself!" The man did as he was told. He got dressed and went out into the pouring rain. He called out into the rain "Hello, Are you still there?" "Yes" some one called back. "Do you still need a push?" asked the husband. "Yes, Please!" Came a reply form the dark. "where are you" Asked the husband. "Over here, on the swing." Yelled the drunk. LOL...Wasn't that Cute?
• United States
30 Jun 08
Haha, that made me smile =) Here, try this one... One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So He called one of his angels and sent the angel down to Earth for a time. When she returned she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth. 95% are misbehaving, 5% are not." God thought for a moment then said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel then sent her down to Earth for a time too. When the second angel returned, she went to God and said, "Yes, the earth is in decline. 95% are misbehaving, 5% are good." God was not pleased so he decided to email the 5% that was good in order to encourage them to keep up and spread their good ways. Hey, do you know what the email said? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Oh, I guess that you didn't get an email either, huh?