OMG! My poor hubby..I laughed so hard

@ersmommy1 (12600)
United States
August 4, 2008 10:35am CST
My hubby has decided to cut the grass. It really needs it. But I am sure he is regretting the decision now. He took off his shirt, and went outside. He came back in about 30 seconds later. He had this horrified look on his face. A bird pooped down his back. He went running for the paper towels. My poor baby. Anything similar happen to you?
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@onlydia (2808)
• United States
4 Aug 08
Well, at work we were all outside for break and this one guy got pooped on got him on his legg. He had on shorts OMG. That was funny as he is a touchy kind of person. He dresses so nice and get's pooped on. how sweet and for all the bosses he say's bad thing's to they enjoyed it. This older Lady about 63 said see I told you God don't like ugly. He got you now learn to shut your mouth. I just sat there and tried not to laugh. We have a lot of crows how about you?
@lilybug (21148)
• United States
4 Aug 08
OMG! I would have been laughing my butt off. I don't remember ever getting crapped on by a bird before. If I have, I must have blocked it out. Gross!
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@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
26 Aug 08
I bet that was a sight to see..lol Well my husband came running in after the lawn mower hit a yellow jackets nest in the ground. He got stung several times in several places they went up his pant legs also. He got stung on the lip by a red wasp also at the same time because he made it mad flinging his arms to get the yellow jackets off,talk about being miserable his lip swelled about 6 times it's size and he couldn't eat or drink. He hasn't mowed since..He pays my sister-in-law to do it now. The did burn out the nest though before so they wouldn't get attacked.
@neelygal (1022)
• Bahamas
9 Aug 08
This has never happened to me but it did happen to my son once at Sea World.Those big white birds I am not sure what kind they are flew over his head and pooped all over his arms lol.We all had a good laugh.My son was not pleased at all,he was ready to kill the bird,lol.
• United States
9 Aug 08
It happens to me quite often, them again I do have a parrot, they kind of tend to do that... Hey, at least the bird didn't poop in his hair, trust me, I've had that happen before and it sucks!!!!!!!
@1grnthmb (2063)
• United States
5 Aug 08
That is funny. I do not recall ever having that happen to me even with working as a gardener for many years. However, Our middle daughter likes to eat lunch outside at school and always bragged that the birds liked her and would poop on every one around her but never would bother her. Well! During the last two weeks of school this last spring she got bombed twice. She was mad at me for laughing so much at her. But that what she gets for thinking the birds actually liked her.
• India
5 Aug 08
LOL ... I just love the imagery. Hubby rushing in, shirtless, poop all over his back. LOL ... Luckily, no bird has pooped on me for a long, long time. I did get some poop on my neck a few years back though. Not while I was gardening. I had gotten dolled up to go somewhere, and it was such a nuisance. I had to go back home, wash, and clean. Really, birds have a weird sense of humor.
@schulzie (4064)
• United States
5 Aug 08
No, I can't say that a bird has ever pooped on me! OMG - that is so funny!!! Well, on the bright side it was good news for you - there was no laundry involved, no trying to get bird poop out of his shirt. I always say things happen for a reason, and well there you go! If he hadn't taken his shirt off 30 seconds earlier you would have had a nasty job to deal with!! [b]Have a great day and happy myLotting! [/b]
• United States
4 Aug 08
Poor hubby. It could be worse, but I'm going to close off my brain and not think about this one very much. Bird poo is gross enough on the windshield.
@dowie27 (45)
4 Aug 08
thats not good! When i was at skl after my exam i was getting my hair done. I left at half two and was waiting on a taxi picking me up. It was lunch time so everyone was near enough outside aswell. I got pooped on my hair and put my hood up straight away! It wasn't even raining and i was getting strange looks from everyone. I had to wash my hair as soon as i got in! x
@SomeCowgirl (32270)
• United States
4 Aug 08
Aww, I really have to say I kind of chuckled! No nothing like this has happened to me , but I wonder why the bird pooped on your hubby?
@shell1986 (405)
• United States
4 Aug 08
Haha aww your poor husband! unfortunately I had a similar incident but it was more embarrassing than gross. I was at the beach last summer and I was having a great time burying my little brother in the sand. There were a group of older ladies close to us and a group of guys my age (around 21). My boyfriend was laying in the shade watching us. Well I started laughing and bent over and my bikini top flew up! All the ladies saw it, my parents, my boyfriend and the guys next to us! It was soooo embarrassing!!! Its a good thing I have a great response time and fell to the ground!
@luvstochat (6914)
• United States
4 Aug 08
That is funny to bad you didn't have a video camera when he come back in the house with bird poop all over his back. The birds manage to get my car all the time but so far I have avoided them getting me.
@o2bnocn (2895)
• United States
4 Aug 08
Oh that is kind of funny and I feel for him at the same time. Nothing like that has really ever happened to me yet. No bird has pooped on me before. One time my sister was using the bathroom and they were working on the pipes and water shoot up from the toilet, my sister ran out of the bathroom with her pants down and she looked back in the bathroom like, like what was that. It was really funny, we all busted out laughing. I'll never forget that. One time my cousin was over and she was drinking, wells we had a trash can beside the table at that time, she leaned back and her head went inside the trash can. She got up and said "I fell in the trashcan" that was really funny two. That I would share that with you. I thought they were both funny stories.
@shamzy18 (2319)
4 Aug 08
ohhh daymmmmmm!!!! yeah i got pooped on my arm when i was at school just a little bit though i wiped it off .. bet ur hubby regrest taking his shirt off lol