If God Sneezed What Would Say?

In Italy when some sneezes it is usual to say 'Salute!' which is 'Good health!'. I would therefore say the same thing should He sneeze as I am in Italy Problem resolved - move to Italy!

"Bless Yourself!" of course... I remember another one: "How does Hitler salute in Nazi Germany?"

can i suggest?.. i know you are my friend here in mylot, and i hope that you will understnad my point.. my point is: DO NOT JOKE ABOUT GOD.. that is the first commandment, if we looked at the Bible in the old testament. i am your friend, and a friend corrects.. there are a lot of discussions to be discuss that are encouraging and are wholesome. if you will continue to joke about God, surely, He will punish you or discipline you.. thank you.. peace!

Perhaps a simple "You bless you." :) I don't know what else to say. Actually if He sneezed I imagine it would blow us away and we would not say a word. :)

Hahaha, funny question Hmm... can't say "God bless you". Erm... "God bless thyself?" Or maybe we can use the classic German word: "Gezundheit"

Actually I would ask a question... What on earth did you catch to make you sneeze?