Benefits of Smoking !!!

@ashar123 (2360)
India
August 29, 2008 1:47am CST
My friend sent me an e-mail regarding Benefits of Smoking. What are your views ? Benefits Of Smooking [i][/i]"Everyone talks about the benefits of smoking. But let me draw your attention towards the hidden benefits of smoking. The very first advantage is this that , no one can rob the house of smoker, because due to smoking his lungs get weak and he remains the victims of cough and in this way he keeps awakening and also does not also let others to sleep. The second advantage I have come to know that a dog can not bite him because due to weakness he keeps a stick with him for the support and dog thinks that he is going to beat me so it keeps itself far from that persons. The third thing, which is beneficial for a smoker is that, he can be suffered in T.B.. or cancer. In this way he is suggested to have a bed rest and he spends his life calmly. The great advantage which a smoker has, is that children do not ask money to him, because they know that he does not have a single penny in his pocket. A smoker can not be suffered in malaria, because flies and mosquitoes remain away from him because of offensive smell of smoking. Moreover, a smoker gets a lot of things from his relatives due to ailment. The guest keep coming and bringing different fruits and others things for him. So, do not worry if you smoke, because you should think from now that’s what wrong if you are going fast towards your death but that’s no less than a blessing that above splendor are available to you.[i][/i]
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8 responses
@glay22 (512)
• Philippines
29 Aug 08
hahahaha this is very funny.. he has a point! Well, I think to add on this, smikong relieves tension and stress. And also when you get constipated, just light one or 2 sticks and later on you feel like going to the bathroom already.. that is from experience.. hehe my bf taught me that
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@ashar123 (2360)
• India
29 Aug 08
Yes 2 sticks and later on you feel like going to bathroom. I have been smoking for 10 years now but found this very funny. Thanks for your reply.
@ashar123 (2360)
• India
2 Sep 08
Are you a doctor ?
@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
29 Aug 08
hahaha...it reminds me of my husband coz he is also a smoker..yes true enough smokers get a regular bowel movement ..like twice in a day...but i guess the damage it does to our body outweighs the benifits of it moreover right? i hope i get to make him read your post..he is so hard headed..won't stop.
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@Debs_place (10551)
• United States
15 Sep 08
I could not believe it when I saw the title....I thought what propaganda is this. But this was good. I like it. Thanks.
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@ashar123 (2360)
• India
15 Sep 08
Thanks for your reply.
@cdparazo (5769)
• Philippines
10 Sep 08
Talk about reverse psychology and taking those dreadful things in a smokers life positively. well, to each is his own. Even when one is down with cancer, one could still look at it the positive way such as being given more time to say goodbye and to sort out ones business before one would finally take that last hurrah!. I really don't like smokers and stay away from men or people who smoke.
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@ashar123 (2360)
• India
10 Sep 08
Thanks for your reply and Happy MyLotting .
@applefreak (3133)
• Singapore
12 Sep 08
lol this is really some funny stuff. however, i don't really agree with most of them. smoking doesn't make a person weak. i am a smoker myself and i don't find myself weaker than most people my age. in fact, i feel stronger than most. smoking might be detrimental to health, this i agree. it certainly doesn't have any effect on strength. cheers ;p
@rinaisyu (45)
• China
2 Sep 08
I smoked when I was three grade in senior high school,at that time,I often reviewed my class till the milddle of night,tabacco can make me keeping clear mind; but now,I have given up it,because it is harm to our health,and especiay,I don't want it do the harm to our family,as you know,the smoke can make the others around you to be the victim!
@ashar123 (2360)
• India
3 Sep 08
Smoke can make the others around you to be the victim, I don't understand this. Please explain as I am waiting for your reply.
• China
3 Sep 08
Such as,if you smoke at home,and at this time,you son is beside you,then he will breathe in the somke that you breathed out,we called it "second smoke",it will cause harm to owr health
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@ashar123 (2360)
• India
10 Sep 08
Oh thanks alot for explaining "second smoke". Thanks for your reply and Happy MyLotting .
• United States
1 Sep 08
wow, what kind of cigs are you guys smoking that cause a bowel movement after smoking 2?! ive been smoking for 17years and have never been affected like that lol! another fantastic advantage to smoking is..ppl dont often want to sit by you!! thats the best benefit in my opinion, i dont like being around, especially near, strangers so something that helps keep ppl away and not bothering me is a piece of magic in my opinion!
@ashar123 (2360)
• India
3 Sep 08
Thats also a good benefit of smoking that people won't come near you. Thanks for the reply.
@rajeshank (253)
• India
19 Dec 08
I can say thousand of dis advantages through smoking...including me got struck with that great bad one..i am trying to get away from it...but not able to tried many time to leave that habit but i was not able to starting again just in week or so...:(