The 6 Best Smart **Answers

@acevivx (1566)
Philippines
August 31, 2008 9:16am CST
Came across this discussion in one of my groups and i enjoyed it so much that i would like to share them with you since i know youall would like to have a laugh too. Smart **Answer no. 6 - It was mealtime during a flight on an airline. "Would You like dinner" the flight attnedant asked John,seated in front. "What are my choices" asked John. "Yes or No', she answered. Smart **Answer No. 5 -A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.As a man approached she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his coat and he flashed her.Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I would like to see your ticket not your stub"
5 responses
• United States
5 Sep 08
Too funny. Oh to be able to come up with just the right words at just the right time. A wit that won't quit. I personally am a very sarcastic person at time and have been known to deliver what I call a grenade. A grenade remark is one where I pull the pin hand it to the one receiving and walk away. It usually does not sink in for about 10 seconds before it blows up in their face. By then it is too late for a come back. :)
@acevivx (1566)
• Philippines
5 Sep 08
There are times when it would have been so satisfying to have been able to come up with a smart come back but often I think up a good response only after the right moment has passed and its too late or the response would have lost its impact. I envy those who can always summon up a witty response.
@pkraj111 (2459)
• India
31 Aug 08
Post other four also. I can't wait now I heard the 5th and 6th
@acevivx (1566)
• Philippines
31 Aug 08
was able to post the 4th and 3rd but again inadvertently pushed the discussion button but will post the rest to complete the smart answers.
@granmeme (162)
• United States
31 Aug 08
good ones wish I could come up with one liners like that.
@acevivx (1566)
• Philippines
31 Aug 08
Hi granmeme. Me too.
@sugarfloss (2140)
• Malaysia
31 Aug 08
funny lol
@acevivx (1566)
• Philippines
31 Aug 08
Thanks. you'll enjoy the rest. unfortunately i tried posting the other four but again inadvertently pushed the discussion button before completing so I wll try to post another installment.
@marisriel (1157)
• Philippines
31 Aug 08
Very nice jokes indeed. Share some more:-)
@acevivx (1566)
• Philippines
31 Aug 08
I tried posting the other four but again I pushed the post discussion button before I could complete it.Please check the next installment. he he