Loud or SIlent type?

Long and very loud fart but odorless at least they (the people around me) can't smell anything bad about me..

If I am alone, I like the loud ones. If there are other people around, I like the silent type that smells like rotten eggs or something. That way the people don't here it, but the smell kind-of sneaks up on them and slaps them in the face...hahaha

When I first read this, I thought that you were talking about introvert/extrovert personality. But farts, that's even greater! It depends on my present company as to how I prefer to fart. When I am in my room by myself, I like loud farts that end in a little tweet. It's entertaining and gives me something to laugh hard at (it's hard for me to not laugh at a fart). I also like loud farts when I am in the shower. The bathroom is right next to my sister's room, and she gets angry when she can hear me farting in there. The material that the wall of the shower is made of is like a microphone and it makes it even louder than what it really is. I like silent farts when I am with friends, the type that doesn't make your eyes water. That, and when I am around family members that I don't live with. If I am in public, I don't want to do a loud one either.

It's hard to make a choice with these! If I'm outside I will do my best to stop it! But in the house maybe both it will be nice to have a mixture! Or much better if it's loud with deadly smell, lol . But to be honest whenever I feel like its coming I try to go away with other people, because we never know what is coming it maybe loud or deadly smell.

I will choose long and very loud fart but odorless,coz people behind me can't smell the odor and tell them excuse me for i've done(LOL)