Larry the Cable Guy

@LadyMarissa (12165)
United States
September 15, 2008 10:27pm CST
I love Larry the Cable Guy. He's hilarious & looks at life in such an interesting manner. Here are some words of wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets The cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name? 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?' 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 23. Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Do you enjoy Larry??? My favorite is... 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The next time I feel depressed, I'll be looking for my enthusiam!!! AND 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?' This is the first words out of my mouth every morning. Please choose which one of these is your favorite & tell mt why???
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9 responses
• United States
17 Sep 08
Life is to mundane. Larry is great at pointing out how funny the obvious really is. The fact that he has a friend who finds the redneck in everyone and another who actually pays attention to how stupid people really can be makes for a lot of good comedy on one stage.
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• United States
17 Sep 08
Marissa this is Carl,, Carl this is Marissa!
@howard96h (11665)
• New York, New York
17 Sep 08
Yes Carl Lady M works for some soda bottling company, I think it's Dr. Pepper which also happens to be her favorite drink too.
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@LadyMarissa (12165)
• United States
18 Sep 08
Iced Cold Bottle of Coca~Cola - I just love a good iced cold bottle of Coca~Cola!!!
Howard is jealous because I won't share!!! ROFLMAO
NICE TO MEET YOU CARL!!! Now, will you please excuse me for a moment??? Howie...PPPPFFFFTTTTT!!!
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@howard96h (11665)
• New York, New York
16 Sep 08
He is some character isn't he. I like #6, "He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
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@LadyMarissa (12165)
• United States
16 Sep 08
Larry the Cable Guy - I love Larry tthe Cable Guy & ALL his Larryisms
Now, how did I guess that??? You forgot to tell me why??????
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• United States
17 Sep 08
hmmm she even has a picture of him Howard... wonder if he is cooking for her also...
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@howard96h (11665)
• New York, New York
17 Sep 08
No Louise, he is putting on the apron and doing the dishes with her. Regarding your question Lady M that is because some people are just slow, like Larry will be while he scrubbing away. Louise has Carl logged on yet? Gotta give him the run down about who to become friends with and he must watch what he drinks here too.
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
16 Sep 08
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? HAHAHA. Not very insightfull but a very interesting question. All of them made me laugh but this one made me laugh harder for some reason. Sad thing is ... the answer is going to drive me crazy from now on.... hahaha!
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@LadyMarissa (12165)
• United States
16 Sep 08
Yes, it made me think....then it made me laugh...then it made me wonder. Dayum redneck
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16 Sep 08
Hi LadyMarssa, That was really fantastic, I couldn't stop laughing I cannot choose with one I like best but I think my husband would like the one that says No.16 Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. I bought him a big pint glass with those word written a few years ago and it is heis favourite glass, but I do like No. 21, Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?' I always ask that to myself too when I look in the mirror each day. He he he. Tamara
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• United States
16 Sep 08
I actually like all of them he's a comedian for real people, and proves that you don't need to curse to be funny, at least not constantly! I think we all have at least a little redneck in us and he has the talent to bring it out.
@LadyMarissa (12165)
• United States
16 Sep 08
Yes, they are ALL funny!!! The Blue Collar Comedy Tour will keep you in stitches
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@tyc415 (5706)
• United States
16 Sep 08
I love Lerry the Cable Guy also. He is a very funny man and seems like he also has a heart full of gold. I watch pro bull riding and he has ownership in a bull and one night he hosted a bull ride event and of course they talked to him and also showed him in the audience with his wife and children and they all seemed to be having such a good time. As for the one that I like is #15.When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. That one seems to fit me, it seems like when things are going really good watch out in life then better watch out, something is just around the corner to make things horrible.
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@LadyMarissa (12165)
• United States
16 Sep 08
Larry the Cable Guy!!! - Larry the Cable Guy with his pregnant wife. God blessed them with a son. May he be as blessed with common sense as his Daddy!!!
Yes, #15 bites me in the butt every so often!!! He loves his wife & family. He takes them on the road with him so he's NOT EVEN TEMPTED to fool around. He makes NO bones about how much he loves his wife & family. I find that very refreshing!!!
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@nanajanet (4437)
• United States
16 Sep 08
It's hard to say, they are all freakin' funny!! LOL The one that made me laugh the hardest was "on the other hand..." LOL Thanks for sharing. I needed a good laugh!!! ROTFLMAO!!
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@LadyMarissa (12165)
• United States
16 Sep 08
Just returning the favor my friend. Seems you shared a few hilarious ones a few days back!!!
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• United States
16 Sep 08
I love larry the cable guy and often find myself saying....Git r done!!!
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@LadyMarissa (12165)
• United States
16 Sep 08
Larry the Cable Guy!!! - God Bless Texas!!! Git-er-Done!!!!!!
The 3 most important words in the English language!!!
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@guybrush (4662)
• Australia
17 Sep 08
These are really good. I've never heard of Larry the Cable Guy - but he seems like a wise and witty fellow! I especially like the older/younger person one ... and the earth sucking. (Thank goodness it does!)
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