Would You Take The P (Warning Not For The Squeamish)

@wolfie34 (26793)
United Kingdom
September 24, 2008 11:55am CST
Just a disclaimer that if you are easily offended, or squeamish or easily disgusted then don't read!) You sure you want to continue? Ok Wolfie has warned you ;0) Don't blame Wolfie if you feel a bit ooey and icky after reading! Blimey you're still reading, Ok, read on then.... Imagine you are dying and the doctors can't do anything more for you and you have a life expectancy of a month maximum! Then a miracle cure is offered to you, BUT (yes I know there's always a but!) you have to drink 2 glasses of wee a day one in the morning and one at night (can be yours if so wish!) You are offered a 70% chance of living another 10 years possibly more Would you? Remember if you don't take this option you have 100% chance of dying in one month! Sorry but if you are offended I did warn you and yes if you were curious, curiousity peed on the cat then shot it!
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@novataylor (6572)
• United States
24 Sep 08
Wolfie, if I were given proof that it would work, I would do it, but only if I were given proof. Honestly, I don't believe that it would help a damn thing. Miracle cures aren't. Show me science. I think I'd be better off asking everyone here to say prayers for me - collective prayer actually can do something. But drinking pee? Nah, don't think so. Miracles cures? Nah.
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
24 Sep 08
You are in my thoughts dear nova ;0) So no pee on the rocks for you then!
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@ronaldinu (12445)
• Malta
26 Sep 08
If it gives a reasonable expectancy of recovery. A man or a woman who is fit can drinking their own urine and would not do any harm. Some people survived days in the desert without have water to drink. I know its sounds yucky but I would do anything to save my life!
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
26 Sep 08
Not as yucky as some things once has to deal with in life! It sounds worst than it is!
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@seabeauty (1480)
• United States
25 Sep 08
Hmm, probably, but I wouldn't like it. Maybe if it were my pee. What about you wolfie would you drink pee in order to live?
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
25 Sep 08
Absolutely I would, even if I was only offered a 5% chance I'd still do it, but only mine never anyone else's!
@sweetie1026 (1723)
• Philippines
25 Sep 08
I would take it, the miracle cure and yes, i will drink 2 glasses of wee a day if that would give me more years to live.At first, i think it will be very hard to drink that but hell, i want to live longer.
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
25 Sep 08
I have tasted worst things in the past and if you hold your nose as you drink it down then it's not too bad at all!
• United States
25 Sep 08
Ok, first of all, the warning only piques my interest and I have to see just HOW disgusting it could be! lol Second of all, yeah, if it was my own pee or maybe immediate family, but not like a strangers.....or like donkey pee *gags*. Ok, now I have reached my gross out quota for the day. Thanks!
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
25 Sep 08
Yes it's surprising how a warning can actually attract people rather than put them off! No more gross discussions, well not for today, tomorrow, however.... ;0)
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@ellie333 (21029)
24 Sep 08
Hi Wolfie, Are you taking the Pee? LOL. I would, I know some people do this anyway for health reasons, not that I have but if it were the difference between me living and dying yes I guess I would but it would have o be my own I can't imagine drinking someone elses but this would only be providing for the extra 10 years I had a quality of life, if not I might just go naturally within the month. I am not afraid of dying but I don't wont to just yet as I still have so much I want to do with my life so if drinking Pee would keep me alive longer I would do it. Ellie :D
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
25 Sep 08
Would I take the P out of you my friend? No I'd much rather take the pee out of me, I'd drink my own but never anyone elses, regardless of the activity, I leave it there I think before I get called disgusting again, now where's my halo it needs polishing!
@vicki2876 (5640)
• Canada
24 Sep 08
Could it be mixed with something. Even a packet of Splenda would help. Or chase it with some hot fudge sauce or something. But yes I would likely do it if it would increase my life expectancy that much. However knowing my luck I would get hit by a bus a month and a day later and all that drinking peepee wouldn't have really meant much. LOL
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
24 Sep 08
I love the idea of mixing it with whisky on the rocks! Yes and that would be my luck too! After a month I could get electrocuted or something sinister and I'd be no better off that being given a month to live in the first place LOL!
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@eaforeman6 (8983)
• United States
24 Sep 08
Sure, I would do it! Life is precious and if you have more time then yes , go for it! The problem would be swallowing it and keeping it down! If you couldnt keep it down then what? That would be the problem for alot of people. I would put whiskey in it and then drink it. You wouldnt even taste it! You might get a buzz but could there be a better time for a buzz? lol
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
24 Sep 08
Instead of whisky on the rocks, pee on the rocks! That could be a great idea for a cocktail LOL!
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@mhrmasum (678)
• Bangladesh
24 Sep 08
IS there is a expectancy to live another 10 years then i must do which helps me to live because i dont want to at that time. 70% possibility of leaving is better than to 100% possibility of dying.
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@GemmaR (8526)
26 Sep 08
Of course I would! If it gave me another 10 years to live then why not! There are a lot worse things that I would do if I was told that it would give me another 10 years on the planet; that would be nothing!
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
26 Sep 08
That is true, there are other disgusting things to consume, like squid for one LOL! If it was a choice between squid and pee, pee would win every time!
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@howard96h (11659)
• New York, New York
25 Sep 08
Head back, mouth open and swallow...that's they way to do it. Go ahead wolfie, I know I left myself open for this one - let me have it...and I don't mean your pee either. Hahaha
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
26 Sep 08
Remember to swallow and not spit! I have to remember to do it that round ;0)
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• United States
25 Sep 08
I guess that would mean that you would just have to have a couple of shots of vodka first. Then everything begins to taste just like water and go down the hatch the exact same way. I guess it would all depend on whether this was proven to be a cure, and also who my family would be at the time, and who was in my life at the time. Just to save my life with no family, I would say no, but with a family behind me then I would do anything to be with them even just one more day.
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• United States
24 Sep 08
If I were in that situation, I'm pretty sure I would drink the urine. Life is sweet, if there is even the most slightest chance that something could save your life, I think that anyone who values thir life and loved ones would definetly do it without hesitation.
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
25 Sep 08
That is true, all life is precious and if we have to make sacrifices so be it.
@cher913 (25891)
• Canada
24 Sep 08
nope, not for anything in the world! i would rather die early! lol interesting topic of conversation there wolfman! :-)
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
25 Sep 08
I aim to please ;0)
@modstar (9612)
• Philippines
24 Sep 08
I would. I'll just imagine Pee as bitter herbs in liquid form that's needed by my body for extra strenght. Human Ginseng.
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
25 Sep 08
Human Ginseng, eh? Nice touch, nice thought!
@nannacroc (4049)
24 Sep 08
I have taken offence and erected it at the bottom of the garden. I think if it would cure something yes but I can't work out how a waste product that your body rejected could ever have any beneficial effects.
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• United States
24 Sep 08
Thank you, nanna! I was just sitting here thinking the same thing. All the stuff your body doesn't need filters through and is eliminated by the body. That would kind of defeat the purpose, if you turned around and put it back into your system. I cannot say for sure that I would do it even if it were proven that it would save my life.
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@MsTickle (24962)
• Australia
7 Oct 08
No problem...but I'd like to add something to it to disguise the taste and smell...I can't imagine what good it would do.
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@loved1 (5337)
• United States
26 Sep 08
I would definitely give it a try, but it would be a lot easier if it was my own wee. It would definitely be a lot easier if I could have several shots of tequila while drinking the wee! You could just slip a glass of wee in between shots and hand me a lime-I might not even realize what was in the glass. Ha ha!
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@3cardmonte (5098)
24 Sep 08
there are people that do that anyway, i would more than likely do it!
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@michelyn (717)
• United States
21 Nov 09
I've consumed some pretty strange things in my life (mostly as a child) although not quite this strange. So if it came down to living another 10 years, I would do it. That would be plenty of time to get my affairs in order and then try to fulfill the things that I always wanted to do before it was my time. I would be more comfortable with the idea if it was my own, but logically, that doesn't work because if I'm the one that's unhealthy and dying in a month's time then I just can't see my urine being the miracle cure. Using that bit of logic, I believe a lot of people's answers might change, but like danishcanadian said, people will often go to extremes once they find themselves in a situation that they never would have considered before. If it had to be someone else's then it would have to be someone that I trusted implicitly or someone that I had known most of my life and even then, they would need to go through some testing ahead of time to be sure that they wouldn't have any impurities that would cause further problems for me. I would hate to contract something else altogether in an effort to gain more time. I've had to take some pretty nasty tasting medicines and vitamins before and I've had to mix them with various different things to make them more appealing. You could mix it with orange juice and still call it a screwdriver.. Hehaha