So, what glamourous (if any) job title do you give yourself?

@SaviourV (260)
Malaysia
October 9, 2008 6:32pm CST
Saviour-V teleports in, and grins at his audience... What I usually like to say to some people is this: Saviour-V clears his throat momentarily, before continuing... "By day, I'm the Project Manager for the XXX Engineering Training Centre, but by night, I'm a Net-mercenary / bounty hunter, skimming through the Net for profit and fame." Saviour-V bows, expecting applause, but hears nothing but the sound of crickets chirping instead... Not exactly one of my dramatic intros, but still, I find that calling myself that boosts my confidence after a boring day in the office. So, what do you call yourself down here? I mean, I know that most of us are here to make some money, but how do you...uhm....advertise yourself and your skills? Just curious. Saviour-V grins, and teleports out....
4 responses
dragon54u
@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
11 Oct 08
I am what used to be called a Receptionist but I'm now called a "Director of First Impressions"! By night I'm the famous writer, holed away in my "office" churning out internet content for blogs, websites and other nefarious purposes!
SaviourV
@SaviourV (260)
• Malaysia
15 Oct 08
"Nefarious purposes," dragon54u? Saviour-V grins as dragon54u turns to face him... Heh. You don't have an office at all, frankly... Saviour-V turns his gaze away from dragon54u and looks at the horizon... ....on the contrary, you have an underground lair! Suddenly, the ground begins to shake, and slowly, but surely, dragon54u's fortress rises from the ground.... Reminds me of Dr. Wily's Fortress missions, back in the Mega Man games that I still play.... ...indeed, dear readers, dragon54u's fortress DOES seem to have a few dragon-heads all around.... ....well, what are you waiting for? Fly back to your lair, and begin hatching your EVIL and nefarious plots, already! dragon54u laughs evilly, before flying back to her lair... Having said that, I think I'd better get back to my own sanctuary. Adieu, for now, ladies and gents! Saviour-V grins, and teleports out...
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dragon54u
@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
15 Oct 08
You are so very entertaining! Thanks for making an old lady laugh and feel a bit special.
phisha84
@phisha84 (286)
• United States
10 Oct 08
just to let you know what you just typed is...aaa little freaakky....teleport? People dont teleport... God you talk like this creepy boy that used to chase me around the playground in third grade and never stopped until I quit going to that school....and he's still freaky.... uggghhha gives me the creeps! And I'm a mother trying to get some extra cash sooo thats what I call myself....if you could why don't you magically sent me $4,000 to pay off my credit card bill that my azzhole x left me with and then I'll think your cool.
SaviourV
@SaviourV (260)
• Malaysia
10 Oct 08
Saviour-V teleports in, and grins at phisha84.... You humour me, really. Of course, no one's managed to figure out HOW to teleport in real life, but perhaps someone will, someday. And about your USD 4K...hmmm, can't really help you yet. Of course, if the chance does appear, I might provide a little assistance. But of course, I would recommend that you focus on your money-making efforts as well. You also have my sincerest condolences on the fact that your ex left you with that debt - he should've taken responsibility of it, in my humble opinion. Saviour-V bows, before teleporting out...
zandi458
@zandi458 (28102)
• Malaysia
10 Oct 08
I am prone to aim only at mediocrity, or have an "anything will do" attitude - a truly unworthy stance for others to think. Doing as little as possible in the shortest time and with the aim of receiving the best return in money is my guiding principles. Whatever things I have acquired is for my self satisfaction and need no publicity.
kymommy72
@kymommy72 (588)
• United States
10 Oct 08
I am a domestic engineer...aka...a homemaker and mother :)