You have the right to not UDDER a word! After all....IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!
October 31, 2008 7:31pm CST
Don't let the residential designation fool you - this "Jersey" girl is NOT from New Jersey. But, I can tell you, this woman wasn't COWling in fright at all. Unfortunately, she caused her own problems by MILKing the wrong bottle (which isn't unusual for many). And, police weren't at all MOOved by her lurid pleas following two-days of sobering jail time. See for yourself: http://www.nypost.com/seven/09302008/news/nationalnews/udder_madness_131449.htm Isn't this a perfect Halloween night story??? How has your night been? Did you do the handing out of candy thing, hide from all comers, or did you attend some adult festivities instead?