9 Words WOMEN USE...often

@andak2007 (3230)
Philippines
November 5, 2008 9:50am CST
9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. ( Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3. __________________ ""A wise man knows everything, a shrewd man knows everybody"
9 responses
@Humbug25 (12552)
7 Nov 08
Hi there andak2007 I sure can relate to all of this but I don't have to anymore because I don't have a bloke and I am saving a lot of energy because of this!! LOL. I think no.10 should be 'No'! I use that a lot with my kids and would use it a lot with a man if I had one!! LOL
@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
7 Nov 08
so then you are free of stress?good for you.
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@Humbug25 (12552)
7 Nov 08
You betcha!!
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@Zezlol (409)
• United Arab Emirates
5 Nov 08
Haha! I have to say, much of what you wrote was spot on when it comes to me. xD Nice job. *Laughs.*
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@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
5 Nov 08
its good that you are laughing at yourself..means its true.
@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
6 Nov 08
yeah whatever...
@corngrass (727)
• Malaysia
9 Nov 08
Wau, my friend! I hit 8 out of 9. You make a great research on it. And you really make me laugh. Great thing!
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@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
9 Nov 08
that is very impressive that means you are in touch with your own being and has no problem communicating with men...hehehe...have a grrrrreat day!whatever!
@ronaldinu (12454)
• Malta
8 Nov 08
Thanks for sharing I read this somewhere else. Its funny but reflects how men and women are so different from each other. © ronaldinu 2008
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@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
9 Nov 08
and does your wife use those words?
@Nhey16 (2519)
• Philippines
7 Nov 08
this is really really nice... though i've read this a lot of times...i just hope my husband would read this over and over... :)
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@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
7 Nov 08
my husband is still clueless...and does not even argue..ohhh..i hate it.
@tryxiness (4549)
• Philippines
6 Nov 08
Oh, I love saying FINE when I do not want to say anything though I am still boiling up inside. Five minutes is said when i want to sleep more. Nothing definitely is SOMETHING. Well, I love saying GO AHEAD while my mind is imagining of strangling the person. Your post is funny.
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@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
6 Nov 08
only a woman can truly understand another woman..you go girl!
@dwcorona (187)
• United States
5 Nov 08
You are so right! LOL I do use those a lot!
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@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
6 Nov 08
and women are from venus.
• Sri Lanka
5 Nov 08
LOL!!.. This is soo true.I wonder if guys know this 'hidden language'.hehe.
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@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
6 Nov 08
my husband is so clueless..no wonder men are from mars
@luvandpower (2049)
• United States
5 Nov 08
haha! so true on all of that. Too bad the woman is that and so much far more. That only starts to explain the complexity of the female reace. Not that a male can talk we are just as difficult to learn about.
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@andak2007 (3230)
• Philippines
5 Nov 08
i am a woman and it is true..men believe it.