9 Words WOMEN USE...often
November 5, 2008 9:50am CST
9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. ( Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3. __________________ ""A wise man knows everything, a shrewd man knows everybody"
7 Nov 08
Hi there andak2007 I sure can relate to all of this but I don't have to anymore because I don't have a bloke and I am saving a lot of energy because of this!! LOL. I think no.10 should be 'No'! I use that a lot with my kids and would use it a lot with a man if I had one!! LOL
6 Nov 08
Oh, I love saying FINE when I do not want to say anything though I am still boiling up inside. Five minutes is said when i want to sleep more. Nothing definitely is SOMETHING. Well, I love saying GO AHEAD while my mind is imagining of strangling the person. Your post is funny.