Prove that you exist.....

@mimpi1911 (25455)
India
November 17, 2008 10:53am CST
Hey guys, just give me enough funny reason to prove that you exist. You may say, why on earth you need to. Well, in that case, you need not. But, whoever wants to have a good laugh with me and wana go gaga over panda spanking, it's your turn to prove... So, give me some good reasons and convince me that you exist.....
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
17 Nov 08
I just tried to stand on one leg while removing my suit pants mimpi and lost my balance and went crashing into the wooden floor. It may not have proved anything to you but it was pretty solid affirmation that I exist for myself I can tell you! I had noise AND hard floor validation! But to satisy your own desire for proof of my existence, I have mailed you a lock of my hair. Yes it is a combination of black and white hairs, but I dye my hair this colour now, see. If this is not adequate enough or doesn't arrive then I will go Van Gogh on ya and send you my ear! You will be able to hold it up to your own ear and hear the realistic sounds of BS always!
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• United States
17 Nov 08
Ummmm, Hunny, why didn't you just sit on the edge of the bed, or a chair or something to take your pants off? That's what normal people do, you know. Oh, never mind, I just answered my own question. Normal people..........ahhhahhhhahhhaaaahaaaahaaa!
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
17 Nov 08
Oh.... Jeez..... Bo...... Sorry. I was losing myself in the laughter just then, but I have managed to get myself back together again. That was a close one for sure! Tell me Bo, have you finally taken that sign down from above your bed that says - "Pants THEN shoes" or do you have it memorized now?
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• United States
17 Nov 08
You mean when I put my pants on, or take them off?
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@drannhh (15003)
• United States
17 Nov 08
I don't believe that I exist for any funny reasons, although some of my friends think I'm funny. I don't know if that is funny hah-hah or funny peculiar, though. Maybe a bit of both. Well, I can laugh at myself, but not about serious matters such as the reason we exist. I believe that we all exist for the sole purpose of doing everything we can to make the world a better place. It may seem boring to some, but I believe I exist to sdo right and set a good example for others.
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@SaintAnne (5454)
• United States
17 Nov 08
Like picking up after their dogs.
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@drannhh (15003)
• United States
17 Nov 08
OMG, I have a photo of what the neighbor's dog did on our sidewalk that I'd love to post here, but it is too gross! That photo could be marketed as a diet aid. Put it on the fridge and nobody would eat for a month.
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
18 Nov 08
That makes me even more curious...
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@SaintAnne (5454)
• United States
17 Nov 08
I exist because I notice when people do stupid stuff and I shake my head at them or whine that they get away with it. I exist because there would be no one in this neighborhood who would pick up and throw their dog poop away properly. If I don't exist then you probably won't be reading this where you are. Or maybe this is all automated so maybe I don't exist at all.
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
18 Nov 08
You exist because your words touch my heart straightaway and I can feel the warmth enlivening and motivating.
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@Nhey16 (2519)
• Philippines
18 Nov 08
ohh saintanne, my neighbor would be glad if you live nearby... i hate them when their dogs poop at our gate way... your neighbors are just glad you exist... i do exist, but i dont wanna exist just because of them....
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@SaintAnne (5454)
• United States
18 Nov 08
Mimpi! You lively me up! And motivate me as well! How's that? Nhey, I don't pick other people's dogs' poop regularly. I pick up after our doggie but when I'm in the zone, I do pick a few up just for fun. These people should be put in a locked room with no exits with their dogs pooping all over and once they all clean the whole room up, then they can go. I hope they will learn their lesson.
@ellie333 (21029)
17 Nov 08
Hi Mimipi, Can't I prove I don't instead and say that I am just a computer generated virtual friend who has nothing better to do the auto respond to crazy panda spanking discussions LOL. I wonder myself at times if I am really a figment of my own imagination so to prove I exsist is just too tall an order. Godd discussion question though hope many have fun with it. Huggles. Ellie :D
@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
18 Nov 08
What is virtual? What is real? Do you have any answer as to that. I guess no, because many times real is what we hate the most and virtual is close to our hearts. And you exist or else how would you huggles reach me so fast! HUGGLES.
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@alokn99 (5718)
• India
18 Nov 08
I think so i exist. Hmmmm Not good enough. If the hypchondriac became nymphomaniac, the Sir became Maam, you could not think of anything more stupid than to believe that you could not find your own avtaar then I exist. For i am the reason and the closest association with the stupidity , the mindlessness,and the confusion . Any doubts ? And what more than the reason that you are spanking the panda.
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
18 Nov 08
That's quite a reason, alok! But that means, I exist, therefore you exist. But how do you know that I exist?
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@alokn99 (5718)
• India
18 Nov 08
Just because i haven't seen a billion dollars, doesn't mean it it does not exist. You think, you feel hence you exist You have to take my word for it. That should be good enough. You spanked the panda hence you most certainly exist.
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
18 Nov 08
I am closet gal as well! I do not always go PS. Do, does that make me exist?
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• United States
17 Nov 08
I exist because I say I do. Besides, if I didn't exist, would you be reading this post, made by ME? And, I am plastered all over my Lot. That's got to prove SOMETHING!*L*
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@James72 (26832)
• Australia
17 Nov 08
How can we be sure Bo? Maybe it was a person pretending to be you that had us all convinced it is you when it's really not you at all?
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• United States
17 Nov 08
Could be, James. But, then again, how do I know that you are really the one making THIS post? Well, not THIS post, cuz that is mine, whether I exist or not. But, who really made the response to my response, which was in response to something else?
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
18 Nov 08
Now, I have started to doubt both of yours existence..are you really you or someone else with camouflaged identity?!
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@apsara60 (6613)
• Israel
20 Nov 08
Ok mimpi I accept it .......I don't exist........forget me.....we never shared anythng .....we never exchanged feelings ,I never touched your heart and I was nobody to you........ok....I don't exist.....
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
21 Nov 08
I can still like an non-existential being and go head over heels over her!
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@apsara60 (6613)
• Israel
21 Nov 08
You are smater than I thought.....clever girl........lol
@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
21 Nov 08
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• United States
18 Nov 08
I EXIST I EXIST I EXIST!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully in the reality that everyone knows of... I am in dream land alot of times.... But a few people have joined me in my dreamland before!!!
• United States
18 Nov 08
oh and as for spanking pandas, that sounds like loads of fun... I wonder if a pandas a** is black or white..
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Nov 08
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• United States
18 Nov 08
i know i exist in this life because without me the earth would stand still.
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@SaintAnne (5454)
• United States
18 Nov 08
Great one, auntpondie! You definitely should exist. Man's existence depends on you.
@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Nov 08
I totally agree with SaintAne.
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@balasri (26577)
• India
18 Nov 08
I see happiness around me.Proof enough for my existence I think.
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
18 Nov 08
Now that's so humane and darn convincing...I am glad, Bala.
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@balasri (26577)
• India
18 Nov 08
Convincing Mimpi is always so satisfying.
@efarmer (184)
20 Nov 08
well mimpi I exist because you yourself said "prove that you exist" and a person who doesnot exist cant prove a thing. and just by responding to this I prove that I exist
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
21 Nov 08
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@efarmer (184)
20 Nov 08
well mimpi I exist because you yourself said so ' prove that you exist'. and besides who else would be writing this response but me.
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
21 Nov 08
Completely bowled this time.....
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@elitess (5077)
• Ipswich, England
18 Nov 08
Hi there mimpi. I should tell you that i walk around the street (when going to college for example) listening to Disney Music (Ariel, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Belle etc) on my phone's speaker and you should see the faces of the people passing by me - some are amused, some smile (probably remembering their childhood), the kids laugh and giggle, some are grumpy (like the dwarf in Snow White's tale) but most just don't care i guess and just look strange :P
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Nov 08
..so well said..loved it!
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@Margarit (3677)
• Philippines
18 Nov 08
panda - Panda at the ocean park hongkong
hi mimpi, Well here are some proof of my existence 1. I read your discussion. 2. I responded your discussion. 3. I post a picture for you to keep.
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Nov 08
1. you do exist 2. you do exist 3. you DO exist.
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@anaphy (113)
• Philippines
18 Nov 08
I argue myself that I exist, therefore there is something, someone existing to do so.../nerd...O.o
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Nov 08
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@Nhey16 (2519)
• Philippines
18 Nov 08
i do exist coz my kids have learned good manners and they're well taken care of... maybe if i dont exist, my kids are among the students who gets failing grades, those who are annoying kids that as if they have no mothers who taught them discipline... and if i dont exist, my husband would hire someone to clean the house and do the laundry...but no one would love them the way i love them...
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Nov 08
..that's so sweet and touching. You do exist in every sense of the term. blessed be.
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• India
24 Nov 08
In Simple lines, I say..Still i can converse with Mimpi, and is my good friend. There are no special proofs with me, to prove that i exist.. Take care friend. God bless you.
@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
24 Nov 08
So now you question my existence by saying that your existence is much dependent on mine! Well done!
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• India
25 Nov 08
Bang Bang on target..
@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
25 Nov 08
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@riyasam (16582)
• India
24 Nov 08
mimpi,i do exist,my children are enough proof of that.they did not appear by magic.
@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
24 Nov 08
That's mighty clever of you!
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@riyasam (16582)
• India
24 Nov 08
hi mimpi,thanks for the compliment
@anonymili (3140)
18 Nov 08
Ok hun, here's a few reasons why I exist: 1) If I didn't exist my boss would not get interrupted several times a day with me asking silly questions starting with "I know this is a silly question but..." 2) If I didn't exist my colleagues wouldn't know how clever they are as I deliberately make dumb comments (ok ok sometimes I do it without realising it's dumb yeah) so they can correct me and feel super intelligent! 3) If I didn't exist how would my parents have got grey hairs (well my dad's hair fell out completely) from all the worry I have them as a rebellious teenager? 4) If I didn't exist how would you be reading this, unless it was a figment of your crazy imagination? 5) If I didn't exist you might not be able to get the answer to this puzzle: "How do you confuse a lunatic?" Answers on a postcard please :P
@SaintAnne (5454)
• United States
18 Nov 08
(6) If I didn't exist, I wouldn't be enjoying this post very much.
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@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
19 Nov 08
7) If you didn't exist, I wouldn't get to read such a funny yet profound post and realise that you are so real!
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@cupid74 (11397)
• Pakistan
18 Nov 08
Hi Mou nice discussion well if after looking at my Reply, if some thing blinks in ur mind and some though flashes it means i Exist, As U cant think about things/people/objects who dont exist Or u can go and check ur buddies list, If u found me, i EXISt for u, if not, Then !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mimpi1911 (25455)
• India
18 Nov 08
Albeit you do.
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@cupid74 (11397)
• Pakistan
18 Nov 08
See how strong Alibi i have