Where is the worst place or the worst time you ever farted?

You absolutely hilarious, I am laughing my as_s off, this discussion is really good, I don’t care what anybody says. And how could you do that to your ex, is that why he is your ex lol .Anyway I think the worse place I farted was in a packed bus when it was raining and all the windows were closed and the air condition was on, however I don’t think there was anything the A/C could do to condition the air after I let that one rip. I was sitting beside a fat lady who was squeezing the daylight out of me and I hadn’t eaten the morning, so I guess I may have been a little gassy. A dreadlocked man was also standing close by at the time and for some strange reason fat people and dreadlocked are usually two types of people who are normally stigmatized in situation like these. Fat people for eating too much and dreadlocked for eating too much green vegetables .Anyway as the bus was going around the corner and the fat lady about 3oo pounds leaned down on me a mere 170 pounds I guessed she squeezed me a little too much and that was the only way I could relieve the pressure so I let one rip, no that I had much say in the matter, it just came out. It was a silent one just like yours but as you may now know those are the killers. I prayed silently that it wouldn’t but NO SUCH LUCK, it was heavy as smelly and it seemed to linger in the vicinity of me, the fat lady and the dreadlocked. By this everyone was looking in our direction but mostly at the fat lady and the dreadlocked as I put on my most innocent look ever, occasionally glancing accusingly in their direction too. People were putting their hands over their noses and scampering to open windows proffering to face the rain rather than the smelly onslaught inside the bus. Eventually the smell dissipated and the bus settled and now wanted to lay blame .No doubt it was a toss u between the dreadlocked man and the fat woman who both got arrogant to the point where they fat lady jumped up and shouted ALL YOU PEOPLE I AM SURE YOU HAVE BOTTOMS TOOOO!!!!!!

LOL! You made me laughed reading your about your farting moments. To me the worse place that I have farted was in the elevator. I had just finished my lunch and got into the elevator to my office. Since the elevator was empty and I had some big gas wanting to come out badly, I let it go. As you know how air tight can an elevator be, I almost fainted... But the next thing that happened would be the real reason for me to faint. Suddenly, the elevator stopped at a floor and a bunch of people that looked like they are on a way to a big meeting walked into the elevator and as the door was closing, I could see the reactions of them to the "flowery" smell that lingered in the elevator... I did not dare to look straight at them but I stood still without making any move or sound... That was really bad and I would never farted in an elevator again, ever! Cheers!