No way out

Philippines
December 15, 2008 7:01am CST
You are burning the midnight oil, typing on your keyboard when you are suddenly suprised by a tug at your shirt. It's your kid and he couldn't sleep; his night is not complete because you've forgotten to read him his bedtime story. So you move the chair a bit, pat your lap, motioning for him to sit. Amd you begin your tale: " Son, a long, long time ago, whe everyone was an italian plumber or a blue hedgehog, i was a ninjan. People dont know about me. I didn't have those cool 64 bit blue over alls or those red rocket shoes. I came out as a freeware in macromedia flash, a top secret project by two programmers, Raigan burns and mare shepard, who dreamt about making a game back in college using their physics based engine. My creation was funded by the canadian government through a loan. Any more details and i will have to kill you. As a ninja, i live only to get gold, evade all the traps in a sealed room, open the switch, and perhaps keep myself in one piece for the next room. There are no grapple hooks, shuriken, or mist bombs. True ninjitsu requires that one make optimal use of one's body. The only weapons i have is a powerful jump, the ability to maintain traction on edges long enough to get level ground, and the choice to kill myself when everything becomes too frustrating. Because of the near god like perfection of my body reflexes, i only live for a quarter. More than that in any room and i will die. Grasshopper, do not think the rooms are a joke. Gold will glitter in overhangs that if you jump too high for, you will find that the laws of gravity will not be to your liking. Your body will break. Physics is a double edged sword. Time when you jump, hold momentum to adjust trajectory and you might live, that is if the heat seeking missiles or the drones do not kill you first. Finish 5 rooms and you have an episode. The highest aspiration a ninja could have is to finish episodes. There are hundreds of map, the ppqogrammers mentioned that they did 2000 alone. Think of all the gold there is in there! Most of the time, it is only yourself against the room. Sometimes you will be lucky and have another ninja to help you in co-op mode or unlucky because you will have another to outrace in getting gold in vs mode. If you are feeling particularly treacherous, you will make a room in the level editor for other ninja to die in. If you dangle all your gold and make it look fun, you will dupe by using their greed and their misguided idea of a good time. Your kids eyes are getting heavy, btt he keeps opening his eyelids now and then in response to your excitement. From where you are sitting, you carry him in front of your t.v.set and you aring out your xbox 360. You attach the ethernet cable so you can be able access xbla star downloading.. Well that all and happy earning!
2 responses
@mhagskier (323)
• Philippines
17 Dec 08
....... Aaaaahhh... I already heard this game before, but i dunno if it is like the game that i heard before that was available at mobile phones..... I never tried the game no way out at my mobile phone... .... Haizt but if its not like the game that was available at mobile phone.... I just want to have a copy of that game, that was available at my psp....
@mhagskier (323)
• Philippines
17 Dec 08
....... Aaaaahhh... I already heard this game before, but i dunno if it is like the game that i heard before that was available at mobile phones..... I never tried the game no way out at my mobile phone... .... Haizt but if its not like the game that was available at mobile phone.... I just want to have a copy of that game, that was available at my psp....