December 18, 2008 1:41am CST
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time,chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. Couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said,'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge.' 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging,my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!She laughed and told me to stop being so silly She laughed and told me to stop being so silly older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Then she giggled, 'I've put on a little bit of weight myself!' So I told her to fxxk off.
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