Nine words women use.. this is a joke, thought some of you might like a laugh.

@Sissygrl (10912)
Canada
January 9, 2009 2:34pm CST
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
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@trm820 (222)
• United States
10 Jan 09
This made me laugh! I actually see a LOT if truth in this! -lol-
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
13 Jan 09
Happens to me any time of the day!
@trm820 (222)
• United States
10 Jan 09
if = of typos happen at 5:30am! -lol-
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@margaux08 (1094)
• Philippines
9 Jan 09
These are all so true!!!! Girl Power!!!
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
10 Jan 09
Woot woot power to us!
• India
12 Jan 09
It is power for everybody. For child, husband, father and mothers and all family members also.
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• United States
10 Jan 09
That is too funny! Thanks for sharing it. I had to recite some of them to my son so he could take notes for future reference with his girlfriend. Hah! He got a kick out of them. I think my husband has them all memorized by now!
@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
13 Jan 09
lol I will have to repeat them to my husband a few hundred tiems before he gets the idea i think.
• India
10 Jan 09
hii....this is so funny and interesting....almost every word in this is true and being a women yourself, have explained it precisely...i need to be careful and i'l remember you whenever i hear any of these words from a women...i gonna forward it to my friends....great work...made me laugh ....happy mylotting!!!kepp coming up with such interesting things
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
15 Jan 09
Thanks, sadly i didn't make this up i got it in an email as well.. i usually dont pass these things on cause most of them are realy dumb, but this one is super funny.
• United States
10 Jan 09
That was great and oh so true!!! I dson't know if you wrote it or found it but anyway it was great and I got a good laugh over it. I wonder if anyone will learn something from reading it. Very good!!!
@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
13 Jan 09
lol i have no idea who wrote it either. i dont usually even open those email jokes, i just delete most of them. but this one i was told to open, and boy am i glad i did. hehe props to the author.
• Philippines
10 Jan 09
oh wow.. this is so true.. heheheh.. i can totally relate to this, this words and phrases are exactly what i use to the equivalent scenarios hahaha.. kinda makes me think how hard for guys to decode whatever we're saying.. oh well, that's just how we are, but that doesn't mean i don't try to make it easier for them, :)
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
15 Jan 09
lol really though.. if all women have the same words that they use and they all mean the same thing.. how darn hard is it for them to understand!! Geez!! what's it going to take to open their eyes ? a kick in the pants?
@Ravenladyj (22904)
• United States
9 Jan 09
ROLFMFAO omg that is TOO FUNNY and so accurate too!! I'll have to print that off for a few men I know LOL might do them some good
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
10 Jan 09
lol yea but in one ear and out the other raven. .
• United States
9 Jan 09
lol so true...so true. ive used those words plenty of times and they meant what they said..lol
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
10 Jan 09
hha i guess i didn't have to paste it to you on msn did i? as if i expected you to be on mylot. lol.
@Sheepie (3112)
• United States
9 Jan 09
You would think men would have figured out this a long time ago. It's not rocket science! It's like they speak another language or something. Men can't take a hint!
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
10 Jan 09
lol or as if they c an't read body language or the looks on our faces.
@wheel416 (1019)
• Canada
9 Jan 09
Well, that is just too funny! And uncannily accurate if I do say so myself! thank you so much for the chuckle today and happy Mylotting!
@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
10 Jan 09
Your welcome and happy mylotting to you as well. See you around
• United States
10 Jan 09
What saddens me is that after almost 41 years of marriage, my husband still does not understand the importance of these small phrases! Really, you'd think after hearing them that long, they would sink in. So, tonight after asking him to put the dishes in the dishwasher, he tells me at 11 p.m. he's going to bed. I asked did he do the dishes. He said no, but he'd be sure to do it tomorrow. I said "Fine, don't worry about it, I got it. I'll join you in five minutes." He asked, "Do you want me to get redressed and do them?" I said, "No, go ahead, go to bed," and sighed loudly. He said, "If you want me to, I will." I said, "That's okay, but thanks." Just wait until he wants breakfast tomorrow! Not a chance that's going to happen! And a good morning kiss? Well, whatever!
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
11 Jan 09
lol!! i know had he just done the dishes when you asked him to he would have his darn breakfast in the morning and he wouldnt be dealing with a cold shoulder!! lol. I can relate though, I can count on one had how many times my husband has did the dishes, and i dont even need any hands or toes to count how many times he's cleaned the bathroom... *looks down* so sad and so true.
• United States
10 Jan 09
This is all true, lol. This is very important info if u get a girl piss off. Thanks for the info.
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@CRIVAS (1815)
• Canada
9 Jan 09
Well I have to say that this brought morethan a few laughs to me today. I had to share it with my friends and the really funny thing about it: Most women agree with it (myself included) too bad guys don't just get it on their own,LOL. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that today.
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
10 Jan 09
Your welcome hun, I am glad i could make you laugh ;)
@Haloman (122)
• United States
10 Jan 09
lol this is so true, so very very true i have heard all of these statements and i have seen the results to them all as well thanks for the post haha i now know what's really being said to me which in turn will make me a wiser man lmao
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@KrauseHome (36448)
• United States
10 Jan 09
As a woman, I find these quite interesting, and wonder who came up with these? Personally there are a Few I think that fit me, and then there are some I tend to disagree with, but the Creator of these was quite intelligent and should be rewarded for sure. Thanks for sharing.
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• Philippines
10 Jan 09
That is awesome! I sent it to my friends. Intended to male friends, CC female friends. LOL. :)
• India
10 Jan 09
Good one. i like that. I am a lady, and I agree to some extent that these are the right explanations. They are not only funny, but are practical sometimes. I would like to read more of that stuff.
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@violeta_va (4831)
• Australia
10 Jan 09
Ok now who gave you the right to come spy on me . This is so me. Only now I have to use more words because I finaly realised that my husband does not get it you have to draw a picture to him. So I say FINE NOW SHUT UP. The 5 min thing is not me as I dont take much time to get ready and I make sure I start getting ready in time its my husband that works on some other planets time where 5 min is 5 hours.
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• India
10 Jan 09
Fine in five minutes nothing happened so go ahead and give a loud sigh and if that's ok then thanks for whatever you told us. Don't worry about it i will always remember all these points. Did it convey sokme meaning? That's waht women are good at, saying somethign which is incorrigible.
@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
13 Jan 09
heh.. well we may not make sense sometimes, but i've just given you the code. take it and learn. Use it wisely. . it appears you are speaking incorrigible too.. "Fine in five minutes nothing happened so go ahead and give a loud sigh and if that's ok then thanks for whatever you told us. Don't worry about it i will always remember all these points. Did it convey sokme meaning? I have no idea what the 5 minutes was about.. why am i waiting, i dont understand. I sign a lot.. especially when someones being mental, or not listening to what i say. What it convey'd was a FUNNY JOKE! HA HA ;) Did you loose something in translation mercuty ? or do you not have a sense of humor? Just wondering, i'm smiling, are you ?
• Canada
9 Jan 09
That's so true...my husband is going to need a print out for future reference.LOL
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