WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ???

yesterday these two... Boy:I can kiss u without even touchin u Girl:u cant boy:lagi 20 20 Rs ki girl: ok (boy kisses tightly) girl:U touched me boy: ye lo Rs 20 ----------------------------------- When Nurse handover a Sardarji his new born baby, He sayed her Dont informed about this child 2 my wife. I want 2 give her this surprise myself after 2 days!