What Would You Do If I Pimp SLAP You Right Now?

United States
January 23, 2009 10:04am CST
In every 24 hours, how many people around the world sees "dancing stars" dancing around their head from being pimped slapped? Could it be a thousand? Million? Five Hundred? What percentage of those people do you think SLAPS back? Are you waiting for the answer? So am I coz I have NO clue. I have a concern associate who normally comes over to visit me every week, and we always joke and poke at eachother, and this morning she asked me in a solid firm voice.. "Hey BUTT head! What Would You Do If I Pimp SLAP You Right Now?" I couldn't laugh hard enough, then I told her "Ha ha! Girl you OFF THE CHAIN Stupid" Of course "stupid" between me and her is a GREAT thing, it represents how silly or fun we are, nothing stupid ya know. Hehe! I know she wouldn't slap me but what if someone did slap me, ouch! That would probably hurt huh? What if a stranger came up to you and pimped slapped you coz he/she thought you were having an affair with his/her partner, coz maybe that person seen you talking to their partner and got the wrong idea. I hate violence but I'll strike back to defend myself, that's if I'm still conscious of course. What would you do mylotters?
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Stephannie
@stephcjh (38473)
• United States
23 Jan 09
I have no idea what I would do really. I may slap them back or I may go and turn them in to the police. I never intend to be around a pimp though.
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miraclefreebies
@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
23 Jan 09
I would rather go to the police but a police may not be around at the time so all I can do is defend myself.
lilybug
@lilybug (21107)
• United States
23 Jan 09
I would pimp slap your azz right back!
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Chevee
@Chevee (5905)
• United States
23 Jan 09
kun2349
@kun2349 (23381)
• Singapore
23 Jan 09
lol =D I think i will throw a punch back to thta person instead.. lol =D A slap is way too mild and that shall be my 1st reaction.. lol =D But it's a wrong thing to do, because i'm a guy and that's a gal.. hehe Much as i will try to control myself, but i guess it's human instinct to fight back.. lol =D So far, this had not happened to me b4, and i hope it wont ever happen.. Or if it really happens, i really wish that i'm able to hold back and cool down upon seeing who that person is.. hehe ^_^
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dragon54u
@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
23 Jan 09
If it were a man I'd knee him hard where it counts and if it were a woman I would punch her in the gut then break her nose with my knee when she doubled over. Nobody has a right to do me violence and I won't stand for it. If it was a friend and they were joking, I would walk away and cross them off my list forever.
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Chevee
@Chevee (5905)
• United States
23 Jan 09
Pimp slap that is a new one on me. I assume you are referring to some one slapping the ___out of you. My reflects will be to knock the ___back out of them if I am able. If not I will definitely pick of the first thing I see and throw it at them. I don't like violence but I do have a temper and I will strike back. I have gotten old now so I can't do to much. What little I can do I will try my best to do it.
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cheryltippett
@cheryltippett (231)
• United States
23 Jan 09
If someone came up to me and pimp slapped me, they would get BI...TCH slapped back.... BI...TCH (Babe In Total Control Of Herself). If they swing they better hope they knock me down, cause if I am still standing, your as*s better take off running ..........lol Just Kidding, I'm a lover not a fighter . Cheryl
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miraclefreebies
@miraclefreebies (3043)
• United States
23 Jan 09
That's too hilarious!
Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (157545)
• United States
23 Jan 09
I cannot even imagine that in the context of my life and routine. Except that I do work in an environment of the adult disabled, which also includes mentally and emotionally disturbed. That would more likely be where I would face something like that, and I would NOT hit back, but I would document it, and if necessary I will press charges, in order to help that person get the help they need and get them away from the general public.
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carinio98
@carinio98 (2929)
• Philippines
24 Jan 09
well if theres a game show with that matter....... ill go for slapping like theres no tomorrow waiting for us..... if its so hard then i hit back hardly too.....
moonlitmagikchild
@moonlitmagikchild (22181)
• United States
24 Jan 09
no one would lay a hand on me and get away with it.. i would go crazy on them if they tried
sudalunts
@sudalunts (5523)
• United States
24 Jan 09
I have never been slapped, and wouldn't want to be in a situation like that, but if someone just came up to me and slapped me, after the initial shock and the stars in my head, my reaction would probably slap them back. I do not provoke violence, but this would be one time that I would have to stand up for myself.
singlemommy
@singlemommy (2955)
• United States
24 Jan 09
Well, the Bible says to turn the other cheek, so I think I would turn the other cheek and when he/she pimp slapped me again then I would attack! Sounds like you have some really fun friends to be around. I came across you discussion and it reminded me of me and my friends. I have a friend that I call, "Pimperella" or just "Pimp" for short. Everyone laughs at us. I'm always telling her that she needs to find me some work. She seems to be so good at finding herself work though, but she isn't really a good Pimp, otherwise I would be one busy woman!
onlydia
@onlydia (2808)
• United States
24 Jan 09
Well, I guess I would do what a pimp would do back in the day. Put them in the truck of my car and drive them around and hit all the rail road tracks. Then let them out of the truck pimp slap them and tell them next time get the right person. Biatch got to be crazy to try to pimp slap me. I live in the bad part of town as is. You have a wonderful day. At least I know what a pimp slap is.your wonderful friend onlydia. And kind of cute.
hmkoct5
@hmkoct5 (2065)
• United States
24 Jan 09
If somebody just walked up to me and slapped me, I would probably be so shocked I wouldn't know what to do. I guess if they came at me again, I would defend myself, but I wouldn't just go back and slap them. I would try to figure out what the heck was going on. I've never been in a fight so I really don't know what I would do.
Rachel D Wentz
@camomom (7535)
• United States
25 Jan 09
I'd fight back then call the cops and have them arrested. That is, of course, assuming that I was innocent and still conscious. JK, I wouldn't do that
Opal26
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
23 Jan 09
Hey miracle! I am a non-violent person usually! I have almost never had to fight anyone until one day my stupid azz girlfriend decided to use her hands on me! She didn't like that I cursed at her! Now I can't say that I don't use my mouth, because I do, but no matter what I say I never use my hands! And to that day I have never hit anyone except my brother (may he rest in peace-and no I didn't kill him). So she hit me and I had no choice but to hit her back! She did this to me on three different occasions! No too smart! She just can't keep her hands to herself! I am not "street" like she is and I warned her if she ever touched me again I would call the police and I meant it! So, yes if I am hit I will surely smack you back!
dorothyDauphinee
@dorothyDauphinee (534)
• United States
23 Jan 09
Im an old white woman but if you slapped me id rearrange your face or go down trying!LOL