Foreign Languages And Accents

@sconibear (8011)
United States
January 30, 2009 9:18pm CST
so i was brushing up on my "ES-PAN-EE-OLE-A" and i was looking through a Spannish to English/English to Spanish dictionaries, and they had examples of how people with different accents pronounce words. they gave examples of Mexican accents.....here they are: Mexican words of the day 1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly. 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I, shoulder. 4. *Texas* My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. 6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! 7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair 10. *Chicken wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 11.. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me. 12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. 13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. 14. *Budweiser* That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly? have you ever tried to learn a foreign language???
3 responses
• United States
31 Jan 09
ROFL!!!! *snort* I don't speak anything but English.. and I was born without nary a accent!
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• United States
31 Jan 09
ROFLMAO!!!! [b]*Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.[/b]
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@sconibear (8011)
• United States
31 Jan 09
you talk funneeeeeeeeeee! of course you were born without an accent.......prolly couldn't talk.
• United States
31 Jan 09
I still ain't got no accent!! not even a little bit of one!!!
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@riyasam (16571)
• India
31 Jan 09
i speak english ,hindi,marathi,malayalam,my kids have picked up all the languages we know.we(husband-wife)cant converse now,without them interrupting us .i think germaine would be better.
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@sconibear (8011)
• United States
31 Jan 09
yeah, my girlfriend, missybear is from germainey.....but i can barely speak my own language.
@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
1 Feb 09
I theenk from reading that, I weel learn Espaneeeeeola! Hola!
@sconibear (8011)
• United States
1 Feb 09
coma estados.........enchilladas.........si.
• United States
1 Feb 09
Taco Bell to you both!!!!
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@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
1 Feb 09
Nachos, nachos ... MUCHOS nachos!