Foreign Languages And Accents
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
January 30, 2009 9:18pm CST
so i was brushing up on my "ES-PAN-EE-OLE-A" and i was looking through a Spannish to English/English to Spanish dictionaries, and they had examples of how people with different accents pronounce words.
they gave examples of Mexican accents.....here they are:
Mexican words of the day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a
sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not
mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know
how to read so I, shoulder.
4. *Texas*
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got
herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!
Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry
wheelchair
10. *Chicken wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11.. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her
honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so
ugly?
have you ever tried to learn a foreign language???
3 responses
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
31 Jan 09
ROFL!!!! *snort*
I don't speak anything but English.. and I was born without nary a accent!
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@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
31 Jan 09
ROFLMAO!!!!
[b]*Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.[/b]
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@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
31 Jan 09
I still ain't got no accent!!
not even a little bit of one!!!
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
31 Jan 09
you talk funneeeeeeeeeee!
of course you were born without an accent.......prolly couldn't talk.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
31 Jan 09
yeah, my girlfriend, missybear is from germainey.....but i can barely speak my own language.