That's Smart!

I'm not quick witted enough for situations like that. I usually think of something brilliant I could have said while laying in bed later that night.

I was once staying at an hotel in Italy when on a tour of Europe - and the coach driver (a horrid Belgian man) had been very attentive to me during the day, bringing flowers and ice-creams, etc., back to the coach after stoppages. That night, he came to my room and was knocking on the door asking to come in. Bugger that, Your Honour! I tried contacting reception, but couldn't get the phone to work - so I then went to the door and told this man I 'had a knife, and I've used it before and won't hesitate to use it again!' He eventually went away - but it made for a very uncomfortable time in the coach for the rest of the trip. I later found out he'd tried the same thing with the other single girl on the tour - so we decided to share a room after that!

Well, I try to be good and not say that I am what I am not. But f I did have to backpedal on something I said..Well, I would invite a pain or excuse my self to go to the ladies room and find a way not to come back..lol

I watched the trailer right after I read this. It was funny, lol, the slapping and one-liner thing she did with the Finnish man I haven't seen the movie yet but I might rent it when the DVD is out. I like shopping but I'm not a shopaholic.

Oh my, where to begin. EVERYTHING that comes out of my mouth in a sticky situation is a smart retort! ROFL My most used and favorite I think though goes like this: Sparks has put her foot in it again.... She assumes a posture of melting femininity... Bats her eyes, smiles and says, "Wanna get lit?" while she flicks her bic! ROFL

Hi ya p1kef1sh That is pretty smart thinking! I would neither come up with something as smart as that at the appropriate time nor would have the guts to carry it out!!

I saw thar and thought it was hilarious p1ke sweetheart but you know me - I am too slow to come out with a retort like that in a decent time frame - wish I could though! xxx

well i try not to get into these situations,but my favourite comeback is"you think your a hot sh.t,but your a cold fart".a bit rude but their facial expressions are priceless as they don't know what to say.cheers sue

Sorry, I'm not very clever. If I'm in a sticky situation I just tell them to cut that sh&t out because I won't stand for it. I've always been that way, and it always works!

Hi p1key, i have never been in a sticky situation like that but that must have looked very funny and I have never slaped anyone in my life. Hugs. Tamara xxxx

I dunno... maybe I'm just a stick in the mud, but I don't think it was that smart of her to lie on her resume in the first place. That's just asking for trouble. Though all right, I DO give her credit for some smart thinking with the Finnish guy, but still! That poor man! That and you KNOW that her boss would find out the truth later! Ah well. Maybe I'm thinking too much about this; it IS just a movie, after all.

This one isn't really a sticky situation but it was funny, I thought. My husband works in an instrument room and they have an instrument called a stealth cranial instruments. Someone was trying to figure out where it was and he replied something to the effect "Well, if you could find it, it wouldn't be stealth would it?". Then the same tray my husband kept finding things wrong with the instruments, so his friend kept razzing him saying "You're lookin' too hard", and another friend said "Well, it's not brain surgery...oh, well yes it is". However, I can't think of anything I've done in the above situation because I'm so horribly honest. I'm more the type that would be more like Brigit Jones and sticking my foot in it lol, where the man is concerned.

Lols I do it at times, But not always its fun and ironic how you got out of that situation I use it mostly on my mom to just get out of a chore that I need to do.