Ways to stop Global Warming

United States
February 27, 2009 3:46pm CST
1.) Stop breathing - When you exhale you release carbon dioxide 2.) Don't drive - We all know how bad driving is 3.) Don't live in a house/apartment/condo or any building that uses gas or electricity - Homes produce 2-3 times as much carbon as cars. 4.) Don't wear shoes or any sort of clothing produced in a factory. Grow a cotton field and make your own clothes by hand. 5.) Quit school - Those school buildings produce more carbon in a year then you do in 20 years. 6.) Eat meat raw - Whether you're using gas or or electric both produce carbon dioxide. 7.) Turn off this monitor and computer - You hypocrite. 8.) Don't use toilets, urinate or poo in your back yard.- The water to your house is cleaned and sent to your house using pumps that use electricity. 9.) Stop exercising - Increasing your heart rate increases the amount of oxygen you take in and turn into carbon dioxide. 10.) Die - Dying younger means you will do all of the above less. Living one year less means you will save the earth 8.4 tons of carbon dioxide every year you're not here!
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• United States
27 Feb 09
sounds like you and I may have the same opinion about global warming. :)
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@eichs1 (1934)
• Philippines
8 Mar 09
Wow! Those are great suggestions specially 1 and 10. Too drastic though and will leave the world uninteresting because of the absence of complex humans. But in fairness, those are really true and will be a great help if we can do them. In some remote provinces here in our country, urinating and pooing in the farms are still practiced. So aside from decreasing one's carbon imprint, he/she also contributes to the soils fertility.
@redhotpogo (4367)
• United States
28 Feb 09
why would someone want to stop global warming? its a natural process. We need all the icecaps to melt, so that the normal amount of water may be returned to the natural rotation.
@messageme (2821)
• United States
27 Feb 09
Hey thats how it was in the old days. They didn't wear shoes or have electricity they lived in houses made of wood or stone. But as for stop breathing, some carbon dioxide is ok because of the how ever the whole tree thing works.