Different Perceptions of A Woman and Man.

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A Womans Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks , One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed , When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge b**bs who owns a hot drink store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.....