what if ... Women RULED the World ?

happy & contented - happy and contented in life ,
Philippines
March 4, 2009 7:13pm CST
here’ s something men should think about if WOMEN RULED THE WORLD: [i]* A man would no longer be considered a “good catch” because he was breathing. * Medical research money would be spent on birth control methods for men. * Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. * Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be considered “Macho”. * The hem of men’s pants would go up or down depending on the economy. * Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season. * Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey. * The ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds for women. * Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles. * PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. * Men would come with papers showing their true identity, marital and employment status, if they live with their mother, and whether they have had their shots. * Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. * Men would get reputations for sleeping around. * “Ms Magazine” would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad males. * Men who designed women’s shoes would be forced to wear them. * Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. * Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before. * Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for no credit. * Little girls would read “Snow White and the Seven Hunks”. * Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make. * Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. * Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. * Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. * Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. * Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars. * All toilet seats would be nailed down. * Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. * TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute. * All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator. * Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can’t pretend to be single. * During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year old boys.[/i] * Men would learn phrases like:[i]1. I’m sorry 2. I love you 3. You’re beautiful 4. Of course you don’t look fat in that outfit 5. Go to sleep-I’ll take care of the baby[/i]
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7 responses
@kasouyumi (165)
• United States
5 Mar 09
Who says we don't? Women have always been the root of human society. Hell, we have babies, so there for we are the supreme rulers of earth. I even believe that women were created first, then men.
• Philippines
6 Mar 09
LOL! No, this is just an opinion ., so whatever you have in mind now i respect it ., Ü thanks for reading anyway. have a nice day ahead!@
@Krisneil (577)
• Philippines
5 Mar 09
Wahahaha.. very good.. But i dont think so.,,
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• Philippines
5 Mar 09
LOL! well, thats your opinion and i respect everybodys opinion here ., thanks for responding! have a a nice day ahead!
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@Pitgull (1523)
• United States
5 Mar 09
You know.... We do rule the world... Thank you for sharing this with us... :)
• Philippines
5 Mar 09
LOL! you think so huh? anyway, thanks for responding! have a nice day ahead!
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5 Mar 09
myliez says what?
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@Vladilyich1 (1453)
• Canada
5 Mar 09
I did it again! Because a cookie is left on the PC, if you log out and someone else accesses Mylot, it still thinks you're logged in. The comment from Danishcanadian is actually mine. We share the same PC and every day, the first MyLot comment shows up as hers. Sorry about that.
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• Philippines
6 Mar 09
LOL! ok no problem ., Ü thanks for reading though and have a nice day ahead!
@coloos (99)
• China
5 Mar 09
Very good analysis! But i dont think there is such things as woman rules man or man rules woman. I do believe there should be some respect and personal space for each other, and this is true for both man and woman.
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• Philippines
6 Mar 09
yes ., i agree on that! but what i posted here is just an opinion ., it all depends on you actually ., if you want to rule the world then you may GO as you want ., thanks for reading and have a nice day ahead!
• Canada
5 Mar 09
Definitely something to think about.
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