Looking For.......Multi-Milliomaire On MyLot

@sconibear (8011)
United States
March 11, 2009 3:38pm CST
Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms Multi-Millionaire, I was wondering if i could ask of you a small favor that will cost you absolutely NO money. Since you have MULTIPLE millions of dollars, I'm sure you have them in a bank. I sure hope you don't keep it on you. What I would like to propose is that you let me hold on to one million of your dollars in MY bank account for one year. This way i could take the interest from said million dollars every month and pay off my debts, and buy a new house and a decent car. Of course I would NEVER touch YOUR million dollars......only the accumulated interest. At the end of the year I would return your million dollars along with any interest accumulated in the last month. It's a WIN-WIN situation for both of us!!! Please PM me so we can make arrangements for the transaction. Look forward to hearing from you soon. Thank you in advance. Sincerely, Broke Azz Bear for those who are going to tell me you're not allowed to ask or solicit money here, i'm not asking for money only that a millionaire places THEIR money in my bank account temporarily. the interest is just a by-product of THEIR million being in my account. i will never be touching or spending THEIR money.........therefore, they NEVER are GIVING me any MONEY.
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
11 Mar 09
The checks on the way sconi..... I hope ya don't mind that I didn't sign it though! But it's the thought that counts right??
@sconibear (8011)
• United States
11 Mar 09
thanks James......i don't need your signature on the check. but, i will be needing your signature on a blank piece of paper along with a signature sized piece of carbon paper. thanks buddy.
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@James72 (26829)
• Australia
11 Mar 09
They still make carbon paper?????
@sconibear (8011)
• United States
11 Mar 09
http://www.officesupplygroup.com/c-290-carbon-carbonless-paper.aspx save the receipt........i'll reimburse you after the year is up.
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@barehugs (8986)
• Canada
12 Mar 09
Your Post puzzles me? First how did you know about my secret Fortune, squirreled away many years ago in an offshore Bank? The next question- I can see how you would benefit, but whats in this for me? You are taking the interest for one Year? What do I get in lieu of the interest? You speak of (Your) Million, but isn't the interest on that money, "my interest" as well? You finish your Post by saying,They Never are Giving me any Money. Were you sober when you Posted this message?
@sconibear (8011)
• United States
12 Mar 09
what is this sober you speak of???
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@barehugs (8986)
• Canada
12 Mar 09
I was worried about that!
@TnWoman (1896)
• United States
11 Mar 09
hello sconibear lol wouldn't that be sweet if a millionaire would place a million dollars into a savings account like that for somebody and let it draw interest for a year's time? then like you said, at the end of the year, then whoever would have money that was accumulated off of the interest for a year. lol wonder if anybody has ever done that kind of a thing for anybody else before? oh yeah, and btw, let us all know around here at Mylot if that millionaire happens to private message you with wanting to send you interest off of their money. lol take care and have a beautiful afternoon.
@sconibear (8011)
• United States
11 Mar 09
i've already cleared all my messages and have asked my friends not to PM me for the next couple of days. i need to focus all my attention on all the PMs i'm sure will be coming in.
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@TnWoman (1896)
• United States
11 Mar 09
@Rosekitty (19438)
• San Marcos, Texas
13 Mar 09
Before you send their money back, let me use it and then i can gain a bit also..shhh i won't tell..I'll put an extra brownie in for them...
@sconibear (8011)
• United States
13 Mar 09
will do kitty. i'm still waiting...............i think it's because i misspelled millionaire as milliomaire in my title..........all the multi-millionaire don't know what i'm talking about, so they're just passing my discussion by.
@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
13 Mar 09
You are certainly welcome to avail yourself of my millions, Sconi. At present, it's kept in a Nigerian bank account ... but if you send your bank details, etc., to my email address, I'll arrange to have the money sent pronto! Enjoy the interest you gain from it ... it'll be VERY interesting indeedy!
@sconibear (8011)
• United States
13 Mar 09
well since i'm pretty sure i know the Nigerian bank you're talking about, i've sent all my personal information to the widow of General Abuboo Hasin Quatsasuberumboo. i'm sure she'll take care of it for me.........she's a strong woman.......still going strong after losing her husband in that plane crash and finding out she has terminal cancer.
@spalladino (17924)
• United States
11 Mar 09
LOL! What a great idea! I'd love to get in on that deal myself but there's one problem that I see..... I don't think there are any millionaires, much less multi-millionaires on mylot. When you have a lot of money you're usually busy earning more or out enjoying yourself. You're not sitting around earning pennies on mylot.
@sconibear (8011)
• United States
11 Mar 09
yeah......i'm beginning to suspect you may be right. if i do get multi-multi-millionaires, i'll be sure to send any overflow your way.
@owlwings (39870)
• Cambridge, England
12 Mar 09
Now that IS an original idea! .... Oh, but wait! Isn't that what banks do already? They promise to look after our money (if we have any), dust it and polish it and keep it sparkly and, in return, give us some of the return they make out of investing it for us (they never tell us how much of the interest they keep). Now THERE's a "Win-Win"! In no time at all we shall see the marble halls of "Sconibear's Investment National" springing up from coast to coast with the slogan "Are you a SINNER? Put your money where it is safer than in the pot on the mantleshelf! No moth or rust corrupts it here - we dust and polish EVERY morning!"