How Big is Your.....................wink, wink! lol

Regina, Saskatchewan
March 13, 2009 8:47pm CST
I'm talking about your Verizon network you silly person! I mean really. Have you seen their commercials? All those people following you about all the time. Who pays for lunch? Who pays for GAS? LOL And what exactly to they all DO for crying out loud? Do they stand around your bed at night while you're sleeping? Like, just how creepy is that! And if you have your phone on you when you're in the bathroom, do they all crowd into the tub and clap if you tinkle in a nice strong stream? Do you have to feed them? Give them a bed? Or do they go home at night? What would you do with a crowd like that in your space all the time eh? But the big question is...........if the Verizon network is so damn big, why is he always asking "Can you hear me now?" So. How big is your....................network?! LOL
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16 responses
• United States
14 Mar 09
Do they stand around your bed at night while you're sleeping? Yeah, that is just really creepy!*LOL* I don't know nothin 'bout no network, sorry.*Smiles sweetly and stumbles off to bed*
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
Don't forget to check your closets and under the bed for the "Can you hear me now" guy. He just might be whispering in your ear too................sweet dreams! LOL
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• Lubbock, Texas
14 Mar 09
OMG Sparx, don't tell Bo that! She'll be locking and barricading her closet!
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• United States
14 Mar 09
*LOL* I do that anyway.
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@jerzgirl (8058)
• Gloucester City, New Jersey
14 Mar 09
And, what if you're having a little private time with your s.o.? Are they voyeurs? Getting their jollies by proxy while you get yours for real? Maybe even snapping photos of you to share with THEIR "network" of friends??
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
LOL Bet everyone one of them have camera phones and connections to UTube!*shudders*
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@jerzgirl (8058)
• Gloucester City, New Jersey
14 Mar 09
That's like trying to do "the nasty" while remembering that God is watching along with all the family members who have departed before! F#CK THAT!!! Always being told they can see what you're doing and then being an adult trying to do adult things while in the back of your mind remembering they can see you???? Maybe that's what the Verizon network people represent. The invisible eyes of our past.
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@mentalward (14695)
• United States
14 Mar 09
I know one place they can't hear him now... it's where my other property is located! I can't get even one bar from there no matter how hard I try! But, I shouldn't be saying this while I'm trying to sell the place, should I! We're on the Verizon network. I think my guys are invisible because I have yet to see even one of them! Oh, I hear them occasionally but my doctor's don't believe me. I had to run out of the doctor's office once because I heard him whisper to the nurse to "get the straightjacket". Apparently, they aren't on the Verizon network. At least, while I'm watching TV or on the computer, they leave me alone. We have Comcast cable TV AND internet. That's at least ONE way I can keep them away! But, obviously, I must leave my phone in another room. Want to really mess with that group that follows you around? Turn off your cell phone every now and then... they look so baffled and don't know what to do!
• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
LOL. Well your user names now makes sense! ROFL I like the idea of shutting off the phone and confusing them. Perhaps we should sign them all up to the lot and then they'd be so busy, they wouldn't bother people! LOL
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14 Mar 09
Hi sparky, I don't know anything about Verizon network but there isen't enough room to swing a cat in my bede room let alone a crown in there, they would just have to share my bed. Lol. Love and hugs. Tamara xxxx
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
LOL Tamara.............they'd probably love that! Higgles sweets.
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@mummymo (23707)
14 Mar 09
Erm I don't know! Is it a mobile phone network or is it something more interesting? lol xxx
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
You live in the wrong country mummy! LOL It's a mobile phone network with a 'cult' following. Kinda scary really.........
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@mummymo (23707)
14 Mar 09
Nah Sparks - I live in the BEST country! lol A cult following? for a mobile phone network? So glad I don't live there it must be boring! lol Alice i dread to think how you were going to respond! lol xxxxx
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• United States
14 Mar 09
Well sparks are ya gonna, huh...ge an international convo going that is? That would be fun...hey mummy she lives in Canada...I'm in the US as are others that have verizon.
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@moondancer (7434)
• United States
14 Mar 09
I guess for the people that take their phones to the beroom they have them there at night, lol. I also have verizon and have had them for over 11 years. They cover a wider area tha most services. They have more usable area even in way out country settings. I think they satrted that "can you hear me now" thing because many times when services started we would be on the phone and then you wouldn't have a connection and many people would ask, can you hear me? Thus the "can you hear me now?" commercials came into place...letting people know that they have service in most areas. I like most of their commercials.
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• United States
14 Mar 09
Just think about the peopl out there that are paranoid as h*ll about people watching them and then hey see that commercial, they have verizon and think it's serious...now that would be creepy. They are a bit expensive nd I'd like for them to have some thngs that the other ones do...which they are slowly adding some. We can pick up to a ertain number of phone numbers that are another company phone and it will be free minutes. Also here is something else but I don't remember now what it is. I just haven't checked to se what they charge extra for tese services...and you know they charge for them.
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• United States
14 Mar 09
hummm I'm he sae way when they send me my bill to check out on the web before I get the paper copy, ll. I guess I really must write to them andcomment on this. Also when I tried calli you the other day from in town they told me somethin I don't remember now, think it wa the number was not working. Well what the heck, I can't call my friend whe I want to...I did think that maybe I needed a code number or something to let them know what country I was calling...my bad.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
I'll pm you with the right numbers...........but email with yours so I'll recognize it on my phone or I won't answer. lol
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@TLChimes (4842)
• United States
14 Mar 09
I have Metro PCS which is great for us. Nice flat rate that covers all we need... no bells and whistles (since I get plenty of that here) and no surprise overage thing. It also saves on lunch bills. And I sure wouldn't want them there while hubby and I were... talking... yeah some discussions *cough* should be private. Unless you count the dogs, cats, kids, phone calls.... awww, I think I just figured out why we never.... talk.... anymore.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
LOL. The things you figure out while mylotting! ROFL
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• Lubbock, Texas
14 Mar 09
I dunno how big my network is. They're invisible, but I get pretty good reception except when my son is at his house in Fontana CA or up in the Davis Mountains in Texas. Sometimes my network looses calls then. OOO I think invisible network is worse than all that crowd following you around. You never know where they are or how many. . .on the other hand you don't have to feed them.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
LOL, no you don't have to feed them, but it would be nice to see them so you can reach out and slap them when they're not doing their job! LOL
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@MaryLynn321 (2680)
• United States
14 Mar 09
LOL, good one spark, you come up with the best topics, you definitely are a hoot. Sorry don't have a cell phone. But, wouldn't be to happy with a large group following me around all the time. LOL
• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
I wouldn't either. I'd have to stop wearing underwear for fear of who'd been in it before! LOL
• United States
15 Mar 09
LOL, so very true. You are so funny.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
lol
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• United States
14 Mar 09
Well, for one thing I like the way you think! So, I am not the only one out there that thinks of things like that! Good! First, he say's, "Can you hear me now?" Because, he can't hear you over the crowd be hind him! And, the thing I always wonder is does he ever have his own time to change his clothes? Or, is he always with the customers? I mean he is always wearing the same thing. And, I often wonder do they cause all the traffic jams in New York and cities. I mean how do you drive around them? And, If they are with you then who the heck is watching my kids. Because, they are running up my minutes. Can we just say, "I hear you alright! Now, go make sure my kids keep with in my plan so, I don't get billed over by you!" Ha Ha **Peace and Love get's you through everything in Life**
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
LOL, fabulous response and all very good questions!
• United States
14 Mar 09
Yeah! I like good questions like that! It get's my mind working better. But, the question I would like to really ask is if they are always with you where every you go. Then, when I get in an accident why do I need (ON Star) can the hear me now guy just not call the ambulance for me? Or, send one of his workers? I mean if they are going to follow me they could do something if I die they will loose a good paying customer. And, no one wants to loose a good customer with the way money is now! lol **Peace and Love get's you through everything in Life** P.S. And this is for the one worker who ever you are stop tooting in my room at night! My hubby is tired of me elbowing him when I think it is him!LOL
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
LOL. They should put On Star in phones!
14 Mar 09
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................... I have absolutely no idea what you are on about!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
Made you giggle though! LOL
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14 Mar 09
True And scratch my head!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
AH HA! Now you know why it's in the 'messing with your mind' category! ROFL
@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Mar 09
Um, not very big. I switched to Sprint a few years ago. No more annoying guys looking over my shoulder when I walk into the toilet or whatever. Thank goodness!!!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
Find any cats in the bathtub lately? ROFL
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@dawnald (84146)
• Shingle Springs, California
15 Mar 09
Yeah, Jason is in there playing with my shaver right now!!!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
17 Mar 09
I'm beginning to really really worry about Jason......................LOL
@fwidman (11515)
• United States
14 Mar 09
My is just the right size, thank you
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
Ummmmmmmm, yes, I can tell by your shoe size. LOL
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@savypat (20246)
• United States
14 Mar 09
Well ours is so big they don't advertize much, but I love the way your mind works. Keep it up Thanks
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
Boredom is a great inspiration for creativity! LOL
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@royal52gens (5380)
• United States
14 Mar 09
Those commercials are silly. I have AT&T. I have never seen a crowd of people in my bedroom or in my bathroom. If there was a crowd following me around, I would have to call the police on those stalkers. Also, if they are following me, then who is following you?
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
14 Mar 09
Last time I looked around me, it was YOU and your network! ROFL
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• United States
23 Mar 09
Sparks mine is the AT & T network, Just Family and Friends, sometimes a Fairy Godmother, but you know how those are, "Never around when you need them!" Hmmmm! Maybe I should switch to Verizon and find out where those guys hang out at night, might be interesting......Hugs Marilyn