Blonde Jokes - I love blonde jokes....I am a blonde too!

United States
November 10, 2006 12:14pm CST
She was Soooooooo Blonde . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
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@marciascott (25557)
• United States
18 Nov 06
I am a Black Women, Blonde is the color I wear, a wig of course, It really looks good on me, is it true that blondes have more fun? I think so. LoL.
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• United States
25 Nov 06
I am blonde and I think I do!
@Island_Geko (3760)
• Canada
15 Nov 06
Truly a Blonde ------ A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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• United States
15 Nov 06
I love that joke...I have heard it so many times and laugh every time I hear it.
• United States
15 Nov 06
She was sooo blonde... she stared at the orange juice container because it said concentrate. I don't have any other jokes that are "clean"... but I've heard alot since I am a natural blonde myself!
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• United States
15 Nov 06
Well even if they are tarnished a bit, I love blonde jokes....keep em coming.
@STUD0789 (21)
• United States
15 Nov 06
A redhead, brunet, and a blonde try to rob a bank and the police come the women take off running around the back of the bank are three potato sacks each girl jumps into a sack a few seconds later the police arive and see the sacks the police officer kicks the first sack with the redhead in it "woof woof" she cries then he kicks the second sack with the brunet in it "meooow meoow" she cries then finally the officer kicks the third sack and the blonde cries "potato potato" lol guess who gets caught . . . . .
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• United States
15 Nov 06
snorked on that one.
@J_peso (2434)
• United States
10 Nov 06
hmm poor blondes i feel sorry for them .......the butt of so manty jokes:) but then its always fun reading them.
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• United States
10 Nov 06
Hey don't feel sorry for us. I am a natural blonde and love these jokes. Do you have any you can share?
@KrauseHome (32858)
• United States
17 Nov 06
I am a Natural Blonde, but Glad I am not like some of the Blondes in some of the Blonde jokes. Most of the jokes I do enjoy though as well.
@heartonfire (4133)
• Denmark
26 Nov 06
Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"