funniest thing you did when you were drunk?

pay the bills for the others on the table,,hahahahahah

hahaha! i remember my classmate back in college.. she got drunk and went to the bathroom to take a pee. after several minutes i checked up on her.. i opened the door and found her lying on the floor, sleeping (and snorring too!) with her face on the toilet bowl! looks like she was vomiting when she fell as sleep.. hehehe..

I think the most I have done while I was drunk has been dancing on a table. I dont get drunk too often.

I wasn't real drunk. I was kind of just buzzed but a friend and i ran down the road naked. LOL!

I haven't done anything too funny, but back when I was a delinquent in high school (really), I fell down the stairs when I was drunk (I got drunk in school..yes.) And I didn't get physically hurt, but I kind of just stayed on the ground for a little bit and some people walking by gave me dirty looks. I thought this was pretty funny, although looking back, I probably looked insane.

My husband decided we should go out with the guy he works with and his wife to get my mind off of whatever was bothering me at the time. He was wearing one of those hoodie sweatshirts with the pouch pockets, and after about the 4th drink, I asked him to get me a diet coke, he got me water instead, (so the whole thing is his fault) I threw up all over him, and it even got into his pockets. We haven't gone out since.

I drink soft drinks and never tried it.Any thing small quantity is safe.