And this one's for the women!!!

India
March 23, 2009 11:53pm CST
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4.. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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7 responses
• Philippines
24 Mar 09
nice one! very funny!
• India
25 Mar 09
I think its true, every one of it and therefore its so funny. We see living examples of them every day and know for a fact that they are what they are. Thanks.
@krajibg (11936)
• Guwahati, India
24 Mar 09
So are al these the traits of women. Great the women and let us adore them for infinity. The last wish.
• India
25 Mar 09
Krajibg, this whole discussion is to be taken in a lighter vein. No personal affront. Many of my male friends have really enjoyed it. And yes, better to adore us women till infinity. It will make your life. hehe.
@bhanusb (5709)
• India
24 Mar 09
I like the No.10 most.Before marriage both man are woman remain imaginative.But after marriage they become realistic.Marriage opens their eyes.
• India
25 Mar 09
Yes, life is a great teacher and marriage plays an important part in teaching and opening our eyes to the faults of our partners as well as the good points. thanks.
• India
24 Mar 09
Hehehe...that was nice. And well sometimes, some lines seem true too....well most of them!
• India
25 Mar 09
Actually I find all of them true. Definitely true and funny. Made my day laughing, so I shared it with you guys. Enjoy.
• Philippines
24 Mar 09
this is really is COOL! i like it very much! are we allowed to make a copy of this? can i share it with my other gal friends. this is so true! really makes me laugh a lot! thanks for posting. it brightens my day. haha. anyway happy mylotting!
• India
25 Mar 09
Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did. Of course you can share it with your friends. i shared it with mine, didn't I ? If anything makes me laugh, I am the first to share it with you guys. Thanks.
@srganesh (6349)
• India
24 Mar 09
Hai ketybhagat!You bring humour to this site in every form.I like this one too.I enjoy the presence of you in a hilarious way.I am laughing to my heartful.Continue your job.Thanks and Cheers!
• India
25 Mar 09
Thanks ganesh, Life is too boring without an occassional laugh now and then. If I find anything that has made me smile, i like to share it with you guys, because we all need to laugh. Thanks again.
• Philippines
24 Mar 09
I like that. . .. Who originally wrote that? Can I make a re-post of that? Pretty interesting and intriguing.
• India
25 Mar 09
Hi dorisday, I dont know who wrote it, but it took my fancy and thought of sharing this with you guys. You can repost it. I know we women will enjoy it. Cheers.