50 Bad Ways To Travel
April 2, 2009 11:10pm CST
We all hate to ride on the bus or catch the subway; but don't you think there are worse ways? I mean, we really don't have it that bad once you think about these horrible means of transportation. Also, i would LOVE to hear your Bad Ways To Travel, so feel free to drop a comment and see how creative you can get. Who knows? You might work for Conan one day. 50. In Glass Slippers 49. In the Back of a Truck on a Cold Day 48. The Pulley System 47. Holding Down a Mattress on Top of a Car 46. In a Van Full of Chickens 45. Upside down in a Canoe 44. Down the back of an Alabama Waterfall 43. Crawling Down the Street Atop a Glacier 42. Sliding Down a Hill Full of Lotion 41. Log-Rolling 40. The Scissor-Step 39. Behind a Slow Tractor - Hauling Maneur 38. By Barstool 37. By BMX bike - and you're a grown man 36. Up to your rump in snow 35. With Shoe Box Shoes 34. Unicycle 33. Holding on to a Helicopter Blade 32. Third-Class Passenger in a Two-Class Plane 31. Skateboard through the Sewer 30. Across Shag Carpeting 29. Stilts on Fire 28. Alligator Infested Swamp 27. As a Parachute 26. Without a Parachute 25. In sputtering, dying, practically lifeless car. 24. In a Giant Hamster Wheel 23. A Driver With the Shakes 22. By Ostrich 21. On Your Mother-In-Law's Back 20. With a Lawyer 19. On the Luggage Rack 18. On the Titanic 17. Goose-schtepping 16. Riding Lawnmower (though yes, push mower is worse) 15. Balancing on a Massive Googly Ball 14. With a passenger Insisting on Every Rest Stop 13. Having a couple doing the deed in your back seat. 12. Back of a Police Cruiser 11. Moon-shoes 10. By Taxi 9. With Drunk Drivers (GRR) 8. Front of a Train 7. When Your Braces Are Stuck to a Bumper 6. On a Thin, Wet Sheet of Ice 5. Falling UP the Stairs 4. Behind the Horses in a Parade 3. By a Chihuahua who is on Acid 2. Strictly Fart Power 1. By Btch-Slap These gems are brought to you by the secondary Toxic Twins (only one original baby!!!) Gimme your best shot(s)!!!!!!