April 20, 2009 9:07am CST
i was watching Bill Engval doing his stand up comedy and was having a good laugh at him doing his "here's your sign" routine. if you don't know about Bill Engval, he's a comedian here in the U.S. who is probably best known for giving out "STUPID" signs.........he'll describe somebody doing something completely moronic and end it by saying "here's your sign" so i got to thinking about a "sinner's sign" so all "good christians" can know all the wicked people in the world and avoid them like the plaque and point their fingers at them and judge them. "Man, we're going to make a killing with our christian book store" THOU SHALL NOT KILL!!! HERE'S YOUR SINNER SIGN!!! "i really stole her heart" THOU SHALL NOT STEAL!!! HERE'S YOUR SINNER SIGN!!! "that Tammy Faye Baker is sooooooooo hot with all that mascara on" THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE!!! HERE'S YOUR SINNER SIGN!!! "hey Fred.......nice self cleaning solar powered lawn mower.....i want one of those. THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S GOODS!!! HERE'S YOUR SINNER SIGN!!! "i got tickets for Superbowl Sunday right on the 50 yard line........i won't miss that for the world!!!" REMEMBER TO KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH!!! HERE'S YOUR SINNER SIGN!!! (overheard from an hourly motel room "YES!!! OH GOD!!! OOOOOOOOOOH GOD YES YES!!!!!" THOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN!!! HERE'S YOUR SINNER SIGN!!! so to all you people that take the bible literally and believe it word for word, better watch what you say...........watch what you think too, remember god's a hypnotist/mindreader and knows what you're thinking at ALL TIMES.............heck you might want to just stay in bed........better safe than sorry. and yes, god knows what you're thinking of me right now............HERE'S YOUR SINNER SIGN!!!
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• United States
20 Apr 09
Hey sconi! I love Bill Engval! He is sooooo funny! Haven't seen him in quite a while! Used to see him with Foxworthy! They was another guy too! Forget his name! The three of them were a riot! I would laugh my azz off! Those red necks! I guess you like that type of humor too! The first time I saw the I didn't understand what the hell they were saying after every joke! I couldn't figure out that "Here's your sign" thing! But, it was sure funny! I hope they show some more of those guys together! Thanks for more funnies! I wish you and missy lived closer! We could have such a great time hangin' out! And myklj too! That would be the ultimate party!
• United States
20 Apr 09
I think signs are important.. I wouldn't have ran my car over a cliff if I had read the detour sign instead of the sign that said I can now get two pizza's for the price of one at pizza shack! *gives bear a sign that says "feed me! I'm always hungry!"*
26 Apr 09
PMPL You know what sconi you really made me laugh with this! It is so spot on for many so called Christians which is also really sad, as a Christian myself! I believe that we are all sinners and anyone who says they never have in thought , word or deed I would not believe! Some of us Christians actually think that it is more about trying to follow the example of Christ and spreading love, respect and tolerance around rather than follow exactly the word in a bible that has been translated by mankind so many times over that no one knows how many changes have occured! xxxx