I'm sorry, but there ARE wrong ways to eat a Reeses!!!

@II2aTee (2560)
United States
May 1, 2009 11:26am CST
Dont let the liberal media fool you. They want you to believe that there "is no wrong way to eat a Reeses". Well, I beg to differ! I can think of many wrong ways to eat a Reeses Peanutbutter Cup. For example: - While visiting a Communist country. - While waiting in line at an abortion clinic. - Dipped in goat blood during a Pagan ritual. - As hors d'oeuvres at your underage, inter-racial gay wedding. - At a Diabetics Anonoymous meeting. - In front of starving Ethiopian children (you heartless monster). Can you think of other WRONG ways to eat a Reeses?
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@thyst07 (2091)
• United States
1 May 09
I think it would be totally wrong to eat a Reeses as a communion wafer in your fanatical rightist church.
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• United States
1 May 09
wait that might get more people to participate in communion LOL
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
1 May 09
LOL Wonttake you beat me to it! Hahaha. That would be funny though. "Hmmm.. I never knew the body of Christ was made of peanutbutter!"
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• United States
1 May 09
can you imagine someone saying "I love Christ - he tastes great with milk" LOL
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• United States
1 May 09
TEE!!! OMG I cant believe you threw that pagan ritual thing out there LOL the only wrong way I can think of is after you drop it in the dirt/sand outside or worse yet dog/cat poo
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
1 May 09
Yes, the CORRECT way to eat a Reeses during a Pagan ritual is covered in SHEEP blood... not goat! And although it would be wrong to eat a Reeses that was dropped in sand or dirt, I personally would let the "5 second rule" go into affect!!
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• United States
1 May 09
I prefer rooster blood myself but ok and that 5 second rule dont apply when you drop food in poo!
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
1 May 09
That is correct. In that case we downgrade to the 3 second rule!
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@tessah (6638)
• United States
1 May 09
oh Tee.. there are no wrong ways to eat a reese.. youve only given examples of wrong PLACES & TIMES to eat a reese (altho the goatblood thing might give em a metalic taste.. to each their own!) but no matter how ya stuff em into yer face..its RIGHT!!
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
1 May 09
I see those sick communist freaks at Herseys got to you too. Dont let them brainwash you!!! Step away from the peanutbutter cup!! Repent I tell ya!! Repent!!!
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@tessah (6638)
• United States
1 May 09
nevah!! i shall cram the chocolate & peanutbuttery goodness into my yap whereever and whenever i please! preferably the mini ones soes i can stuff 3 or 4 of em into my face at a time! mwaahahahaha!!
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@II2aTee (2560)
• United States
1 May 09
Your a sick puppy!
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@miamilady (4924)
• United States
3 May 09
Eating a Reeses without washing your hands first. Because you could get SWINE FLU!!!
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• United States
28 May 09
*gasp* OMG. I'm gonna die!
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@celticeagle (114256)
• Boise, Idaho
25 Jun 09
How about eating it infront of a dieting person. Or, infront of a child who has been chastised for sneaking and eating too many snacks before dinner. I can't think of any more. You had some good ones there though.
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@34momma (13918)
• United States
16 Jun 09
LOL!!! i can't take it i really can't!!! You are a mess, and too damn funny for me!!!!my favorite is as hors d'oeuvres at your underage inter-racial gay wedding!!! LOL LOL LOL
@xParanoiax (7005)
• United States
28 May 09
Hey! I like eating reeses at my pagan rituals! ...I haven't tried the blood thing, yet, but still! Why should the chocolatey peanut buttery goodness be wrong while practicing my faith? =O Here's the wrong ways I can think of; ~Eating them out of your dog's mouth. ~Eating them WITH your dog. ~Eating them off the ground or anywhere else that had alot of germs. ~In space when you meet an alien race and you tell them that this is the pinnacle of the human diet.
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• United States
1 Jul 09
For me, I never did like the Halloween commercial of eating a Reeses. Whoever did the Dracula voice saying "I like to eat the peanut butter....first", came off sounding more Herbert the Pevert creepy than bump in the night creepy. So I've always thought that was wrong lol.